I Think It's Funny That Folks Are Commenting NOW That Rayman's Got A Bit Of A Belly Like It Wasn't Already

Sam...Sam.

“Knuckles, no! Stop!”

“I cannot hear you over the sound of my fighting!”

“Stop! Not everything requires punching!”

“But I’m so good at punching…”

I made this a LONG time ago but I still think it’s funny

This probably plays out funnier in my head.

things i was hoping beloved Rayman would do in captain laserhawk knowing it was R rated:

say fuck

hold a gun

have a part in the story

things that i didnt think would happen to Rayman but fucking did:

swear multiple times

drink straight liquor

snort cocaine

anti hero role and large part of story

SHOOT people

MURDER people

condemn his past self in a mirror

eat sushi off a cow girl’s ass

cry and vomit

im going insane i cant process ANY of it.

and i LOVE IT.

Fact 87:

Dangeresque Roomisode X is actually a prequel to Dangeresque Roomisode 1, being the case that Dangeresque needs to solve. Dangeresque Too in a disguise is actually the unknown masker assailant

he fucking died