Hey. What The Fuck

I love the way he says adorable, Max just like >:c I AM RIGHT HERE

2007 Donnie: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?

2007 Donnie: That’s right, it’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.

[later]

2007 Donnie, concerned: What do you mean?

Bayverse Donnie: They’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie: ...but steel’s heavier than feathers.

Bayverse Donnie: I know. But they’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie:

2007 Donnie: what...?

[Much later]

2007 Donnie, standing in front of a scale: That doesn’t prove anything, I- Steel’s heavier than feathers.

2012 Donnie: I know, but look. They’re both a kilogram, right? So they’re the same!

2007 Donnie: Can anyone look at the size of that, that’s cheating!

Bayverse Donnie: No, Donnie, they’re the same weight!

2007 Donnie: ...but steel is heavier than feathers.

[Much, much later]

2007 Donnie: Donnie, go on and tell them.

Rottmnt Donnie: They’re right. They’re both a kilogram.

2007 Donnie: Oh, no! Not you to, Donnie!

Rottmnt Donnie: What is it you don’t get?

2007 Donnie, frustrated: I don’t-

2012 Donnie, quietly: Are you alright?

2007 Donnie: I don’t get it.

Bayverse Donnie: It’s alright.

2003 Donnie: Hey, don’t worry about it...

Rottmnt Donnie: [going tappy tappy on his phone]

2007 Donnie, softly: I don’t get it.

Redraw

ooorkay... yoo-hoo! [glass shattering]

he fucking died

@tmnt Guys…it’s Raph, NOT RALPH.

expanding on my idea that the hypothetical "they stole sam's brain" episode would have "noir" max pretty helpless and vulnerable in contrast to noir sam who is brutish and high-handed. max makes a lot of big talk but without sam, he doesnt have much going for him

and THEN i was wondering how that character shift would affect the gameplay and i think with noir max the beginning of the episode would have more of a horror mystery vibe instead of a noir mystery... skun-ka'pe's men are trying to kill max to cover the whole thing up and max is pretty powerless against them without sam. the game would have more of that terror feel until you get him back.

also i think sam and max should have a good horror spoof episode

adhd king <3

You WILL cheer and cherish him and if you don't I will burn this whole fucking building down

sam and max music good