It’s Been Stuck In My Head

hiii strong baaaad

Everyone is playing a board game together*

Amy: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Knuckles: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Sticks: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Tails: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

Sticks: *flips the board*

Tycho has been eliminated from play

Never make sudden moves at this table.

can I just say how much I love thinking about max and connecting his behavior to adhd experiences -u-

About Dread...

(screenshots from SA taken from here and here)

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE ANIMATION FROM @/ mrmiguelart DID ON TWT HES EATING NOODLES

Throwback to the 2019 JoCo Cruise with my favorite person, Matt Chapman. He made this video for my best friends @bells12 and her husband, who had to sit at home while I sailed across the Caribbean.

I really wish that Matt was returning for 2025, and more than that I would have loved it if Paul and Mel could be there 😭

S&M Surfin’ the Highway: two young plucky fake cops settling into their violent manchild lifestyle, protective and jealous of one another, entry level gays living that hedonistic gadabout lifestyle

Lucasarts S&M Hit the Road: the young fake cops are now on another road trip, this time full of romantic fun times in various tourist traps, like riding the tunnel of love, jumping into a giant plastic mackeral together, and diving into a gunky tar pit while avoiding unwanted female attention … just two homeboys enjoying a slice of that all american pie

Nelvana’s S&M Freelance Police: the edgiest shit Nelvana’s done since Rock and Rule, some kind of very happy future in which Sam and Max have sorted out their homoerotic feelings for each other and are happily married and have adopted a little girl, and an alligator on one occasion. They have a house with a little picket fence in the suburbs and Sam is finally comfortable with his Stephen King-like body. I can’t make this shit up.

Telltale’s S&M games: could be like a prequel to the TV series. They are aware of their blatant gayness and repress it with impunity because that shit ain’t MANLY. At least Sam does it the most, because he’s ashamed of his body and has intimacy issues. But they’ll figure themselves out in time.

Bonus: Poker Night 2: Sam and Max are planning to get married after the Devil’s Playhouse fiasco. They’re raising the money by gambling it all at The Inventory. Max has settled comfortably into his role as Sam’s heckling wife. They are content.

on better news, sam and max got together in a funny way

“Knuckles, no! Stop!”

“I cannot hear you over the sound of my fighting!”

“Stop! Not everything requires punching!”

“But I’m so good at punching…”