Update: Jorked It 4 Times Today. My Cis Male Coworker Said That Like It Was A Big Deal Too. Big Whup

if ur gonna message me after the long hair post we need to set some criteria.

uniform length, at least to your shoulders. iffy on mullets.

plus its 110 degrees F for like 3.5/12 months and my ass wears a hoodie until its 85 so like. I could survive over there. plus its green there

me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal

him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal

Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother

this little pink section is so cute !!! its making me wanna start reading books abt divas again

Yeah sure everyone's into being kinky and bringing toys into the bedroom but the moment you pull out one of these to try and grab his dick then suddenly everyone's got a problem

>ᵥ_ᵥ< >ᵥ_ᵥ< >ᵥ_ᵥ<

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

fuck it. Im gonna publish some yaoi later. you boys in my dms who saw my tits are gonna be subject to this but you like my sweet talk and oral fixation enough to forgive me for it ;)

I need gaga to maniacally laugh into the most beautiful note shes ever sang rina sawayama and nastya kreslina style PLEASE PLEASE

breaking out my polaroid to take nudes later I wont lie

weeeeee (sent daddy the hottest video Ive ever taken then took a fat fucking rip off my cart)