Researching The Revolutionary War After Blocking Out High School Simply To Make Pun Pickup Lines To Say

*writes my kinks into my characters* *writes my kinks into my characters* *writes my kinks into my characters* *writes my kinks into my ch

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

Yeah sure everyone's into being kinky and bringing toys into the bedroom but the moment you pull out one of these to try and grab his dick then suddenly everyone's got a problem

hands so dry they’re bright red and cracking in the nudes I just cant win

why would I behave when I can bully my dom hehehehe >ᵥ_ᵥ<

I figured out how to change my username who up

oh no I may just have to show them to you… oh no…

im so bored n its late i wish someone would … come … suck these boy titties rn…

Im a complicated guy, complex even. if you wanna see the tiddies or the pussy you need to let me yap atcha. its my number one skill.

update: it was both! its only 9:00 and I havent smoked yet and I promised him a surprise soooooo

daddy if u see this the snapchat spams will not stop u just have to guess if its my tits or if its a stupid thought with some stupid ass picture I took :33 weeeeee