Me I Wont Lie First Time I Gave A Handjob I Was Like Ou. Unpleasant

*kills myself*

spanking is sooo hot. like imagine getting bent over your partner's lap and having your boxers pulled down so they can spank your bare skin with their hand... in between lashes theyre gently rubbing your skin, praising you and maybe sliding their hand down to play with your holes, but when you start squirming they spank you again

I think my favorite part of being his dumb little puppy is actually being a very talented writer with skills in history and geography, ex professional cheesemonger, and having a pretty decent knowledge in plumbing and basic engineering but Im also. his dumb little puppy boy who wants to sit under his desk while he plays games hehe :3 oh no it would be so embarrassing if he saw this… oh no heheheh

me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal

him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal

Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother

just got mad at my phone bc I dont know how tumblr works apparently maybe I AM a stupid dumb fucking dog jesus christ

what Id do …

Missed my bf so I fucked myself in his bed about it😵‍💫🥵

thinking about… midriff….

i was put on this earth to drink monster and jerk it silly

me: Im not a stereotype !

me, rn: *autistic puppyboy eating chicken nuggets and drinking fruit punch*

why would I behave when I can bully my dom hehehehe >ᵥ_ᵥ<

out of all my meds and all my makeup and im unemployed jesus CHRIST