WAKE UP NEW SADIST ANIMATION JUST DROPPED AND IT'S AMAZING-

THE END IS NEVER

No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.

Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-

It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.

Existential crisis averted!

skyrim dragon age edition

AU where they get along,, sort of,,,

“he’s my comfort character!” then comfort him, he’s drowning in an indescribable emptiness right about now

an older Dragon Age commission that I still really like (because Fenris) ✨

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