Remember That Trend? Yeah Me Neither.

Yummy Nikki.

tiktiok I miss you (not really)

DC hire me I will make this child so autistic

hamster on back

They look so cute fallen over 😭 stan isn't here because I don't have a Stan one yet sadly

I'm almost done with telltale except actually not at all since I still need to redo all of episode 5 for the villain route

I want a little spamton to live in my dumpster :(

he is so tiny

Omg Ophelia you would not believe the day I had.

First horatio was like “methinks I saw him yesternight, the king your father” and I’m all like “the king my father???? But he’s dead; peep the nighted color of my mourning garb.” Then he tells me this wild tale of seeing the ghost of my dad and that I should totally come check it out tonight. So I go and skip my uncle’s rager, but it was cold and Marcellus forgot snacks. BUT THEN OPHELIA—The ghost actually showed up, but it started stalking away. So I’m like “I’m gonna follow it” but Horatio grabs me and goes “nooo doooont! it will make you jump off a cliff or lure you in to madness!” So I pulled a knife on him, because one should always have a knife when communing with spectres loosed from hell, just common sense, and threatened to kill him and Marcellus if they wouldn’t let me go. Can you believe horatios nerve? He invites me ghost hunting and then gets all weird about me hunting ghosts!! Anyway, long story short: ran around the woods in the dead of night and lost my hat, talked to the ghost, pissed myself hence why I’m holding my trousers and—why are you looking at me like my noble mind has been overthrown?

well ACTUALLY hamlet is about when you don’t let people handle their feelings properly so they have to choose between extremes

Claudius and Gertrude wanted Hamlet to forget about his grief entirely. The ghost wanted him to kill a man. The King and queen made him feel guilty for not getting past his grief and then he felt guilty for not killing Claudius fast enough.

Ophelia was either a chaste and perfect dove or a guilty teenager. Then her father was killed by her ex and everyone was somehow surprised she ended up how she did.

Laertes brought an actual mob to the castle gates and Claudius told him no actually, we’re going to deal with your grief my way. And both of them ended up dead for it.