Is The Rapture Or Zombies Better For An Apocalypse?

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

Sam 'n Max Giving pies?

Yep, I tried, and it actually came out SooOOOooo good.

Remember this?

I actually did mix sweet potato, Pumpkin, butter, cinnamon and other spices to make the pie.

For the Marshmallow vanilla infused whip cream... The whip cream and marshmallow fluff actually mixed together, with some folding and a few drops of vanilla extract. However it was not stiff or light enough to keep ears.

The only fail I had was the crust. I should of wrapped it in foil or some protective layer, but other than that I came pretty close.

So with the Banang mini pie tart things.

First I wanted to make just a simple banana cream tart but I mixed actual banana's into the milk, and the pudding would not hold.

So I added some eggs, more brown and white sugar and broke apart the little banana cakes into the mix and made a custard base with one batch, then added flower to the custard mixture for a second version

The flour one on the left is a bit denser and cake-like while the flour-less one in the right came out creamy and smooth. I prefer the flour-less one!

I'm positive there are fans out there that are more talented than me at cooking and with more tools that can pull something even better off. But in the mean time here is dessert from me to you on this Thanksgiving.

Bonus!

If you want to actually make what I think may be BANANG!!! I had a bit of a fail with the first batch of Banang themed tarts.

Like I said when I added the bananas to the milk, the bananas broke down the composition of it and the pudding would not hold even after setting it into the fridge and adding bits of the 'little ones' banana bites.

So out of ashes I made good tarts but also a drink!

I know it sounds kind of weird to drink pudding, but it is edible and if mixed right would be actually tasty!

And we are talking Sam and Max here.

Sax-Desoto's Version of BANANG!!!

-One packet of instant Banana flavored pudding (vanilla might be ok too)

-4 small ripe Banana's or 2 large ripe Banana's (adds sweetness)

-A few drops of Vanilla extract

-1 and 1/2 Tablespoon of white sugar

-2 teaspoons of brown sugar

***you can add more or less sugar to taste, or none at all, and even use a substitute sweeter of your choice***

(Optional) Little One's banana bites.

2 cups of milk for the pudding mix

A half-cup or so of milk for the drink.

In a blender or food processor add the four bananas, 2 cups milk and drops of vanilla. Blend till smooth.

In a large bowl open the box of pudding, add the white sugar, brown sugar and blend with a whisk or fork.

Now add the milk and wisk for about 3 to 5 minutes.

Let it sit in the fridge for 5 to ten minutes to thicken.

Whisk in the half cup of milk, or more or less depending on how thick or thin you want the drink

Add the optional little one banana bites and you have a chunky SAM and MAX themed BANANG drink!

If you do try to Make it, please tell me how to came out!

I really wanna see that deleted season 4 episode where orel and doughy brought all those gay men to moralton.

I know it was a bad idea orel but WHY was it a bad idea??? Is it because one of them fucked your dad? Did someone (reverend putty I’m assuming) have a queer awakening because of this??? WHY WAS IT A BAD IDEA? ADULT SWIM BRING MORAL OREL BACK SO WE CAN HAVE SOME FUCKING ANSWERS

SoT Creek Redesign 🍂🍂

my crk oc ookie cookie

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creepy

I like using the pixel brush lol

doctors are so fucking funny; if you go in like "based on my extensive research and corroborations i think i have this Disease" they will immediately go on the defensive and ask you demeaning shit like "how do you even know this Disease exists?" but if you go in and play stupid and say "gee whiz i'm just a silly little bimbo who doesn't know a thing but i have symptom, symptom, symptom, and symptom" they will very eagerly be like "oh wow, that sounds like Disease!"

yoy all just hate me because I'm cold and distant and don't put effort into any relationships and off putting and frustrating to try to help or make plans with and I don't text and I don't call and I don't like doing much and I constantly make excuses for it all

moral orel fnaf au real