This Is Just Lloyd For Like Most Of Dragons Rising

Omg Ophelia you would not believe the day I had.

First horatio was like “methinks I saw him yesternight, the king your father” and I’m all like “the king my father???? But he’s dead; peep the nighted color of my mourning garb.” Then he tells me this wild tale of seeing the ghost of my dad and that I should totally come check it out tonight. So I go and skip my uncle’s rager, but it was cold and Marcellus forgot snacks. BUT THEN OPHELIA—The ghost actually showed up, but it started stalking away. So I’m like “I’m gonna follow it” but Horatio grabs me and goes “nooo doooont! it will make you jump off a cliff or lure you in to madness!” So I pulled a knife on him, because one should always have a knife when communing with spectres loosed from hell, just common sense, and threatened to kill him and Marcellus if they wouldn’t let me go. Can you believe horatios nerve? He invites me ghost hunting and then gets all weird about me hunting ghosts!! Anyway, long story short: ran around the woods in the dead of night and lost my hat, talked to the ghost, pissed myself hence why I’m holding my trousers and—why are you looking at me like my noble mind has been overthrown?

If you are a friend to bad weather, then what did you find in me?  (warmth)

one thing i like about Sam and max is that they make the weird parts of their world feel normal

at first, its kinda strange that Sybil and the Abe Lincoln memorial are in love, but by the time they get married, you're used to it. you might even ship them

I honestly love the part at the end of season three where girl stinky mentions she's a mermaid because why not? you as the player are so numb to the strange antics of this world that *of course* stinky is a mermaid

Author/Content Creator: *accidentally creates a tender and heartfelt queer relationship that’s honestly compelling and better written than most straight relationships.* Author/Content Creator: *forcibly shoves both characters into poorly planned-out het pairings in order to force the hetero.* Author/Content Creator: Why do my fans hate me? They turned on me so suddenly. Fans are so weird. You toy with their emotions a little for ratings and suddenly they’re against you?

lmao these frames are so silly

shared this with a sam and max discord a while back but i guess you can have it

me with my sister

I have minimal to say I just love them

since ppl keep comparing my oc to that kid from trolls

is that... is that a *key ring* nipple ring?