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Medical report for Soldier

Performed and written by medic

Patient name: Jane Doe

Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus

Condition: ill

Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.

He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.

He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.

He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.

Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.

end of report

It's spooky month! You know what that means!

A short scary story,

Two cups vanilla extract

It's officially my 19th birthday

Yet another year around the sun and all the toys from when I was younger are considered old or vintage '-'

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Trying so desperately to reignite the Danganronpa hyperfixation

Demo, who is just drunk enough to deal with this situation: over the hills we go, blasting along the way.

Scout, who isn't completely paying attention:*to the toon of the dreidel song* bash 'em bash 'em bash 'em. These dumbasses are in the way-

Soldier: *to the tune of Jingle Bells* DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY-

Absolutely gorgeous

FWIW, "mauve" was one of the coal-tar dyes developed in the mid-19th century that made eye-wateringly bright clothing fashionable for a few decades.

It was an eye-popping magenta purple

HOWEVER, like most aniline dyes, it faded badly, to a washed-out blue-grey ...

...which was the color ignorant youngsters in the 1920s associated with “mauve”.

(This dress is labeled "mauve" as it is the color the above becomes after fading).

They colored their vision of the past with washed-out pastels that were NOTHING like the eye-popping electric shades the mid-Victorians loved. This 1926 fashion history book by Paul di Giafferi paints a hugely distorted, I would say dishonest picture of the past.

Ever since then this faded bluish lavender and not the original electric eye-watering hot pink-purple is the color associated with the word “mauve”.

I would pay to see this

So picture this:

A fully voiced, fully animated in SFM Team Fortress 2 TV show. The show could follow the comics if it wanted to or it could make it’s own entirely new story, or even just be a comedy that delves into the everyday lives of our favorite mercenaries.

Anyways, one of the running gags would be that Heavy and Medic are married and everyone on the team knows, but the show isn’t explicit about it. 

Like maybe you’ll have a scene here where Soldier bangs on all the mercs doors for role call and we see a shot of Heavy and Medic sleeping together, another scene there where two other characters are having a conversation in the foreground, and in the background, Hoovy and Meem are arguing about something before Heavy just says “Nyet” and throws him over his shoulder. Then there would be one or two episodes with their relationship as the main focus and the viewer is all surprised but the show is like, “You didn’t know lol? We’ve been teasing this for like, the whole season.”

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