You know, I like to make comics with absurd plots so that people only have one question: “What the hell?”
I feel bad for not updating my infection au (I now understand why it can take weeks for fanfic writers to update) doesn't help that I fell down some stairs yesterday, I'm fine just bruised and aching.
As a consolation, here's what I think the Mercs would be if they were cats! !!Warning!! ⚠️, there's mentioned abuse of animals. It breaks my heart to think about, but it unfortunately happens:( please be kind to everyone and everything and I by all means do NOT endorse abuse of any kind to anyone or anything)
Scout: mixed breed/Egyptian Mau
I literally looked up fastest cat breeds and Egyptian Mau was the one they gave me. He has his own cat wheel, those spinning treadmill for cats, he's not allowed outside because he's nearly die 4 times from fighting strays or coming home injured. he keeps harassing miss Pauling to mate with her, she keeps batting him.
Soldier: American shorthair
This is the cat breed I think of when I think of when I think of American cats, I like to think he's an orange cat. They're notorious for being dumb and being odd. The administrator let's him run outside, he's really, really loud and she's gotten noise complaints from neighbors when she first brought him home.
Pyro: Sphinx (elf)
They were burned by someone teens who thought it was funny to harm them. The administrator gave them a set of pjs, a stuffed unicorn toy and a little mask because of they're anxiety. They're bonded with engi.
Demo: Scottish fold
Ya ya I get it "this was an obvious one to choose for demo, it literally has 'Scottish' in the name". His previous owner would make bombs in his house and sell them on the black market. One day demo was messing around (he was a kitten) and due to his owner's negligence, demo lost his eye (and some scaring) as well as the death of his owner, who was drunk and passed out, in the explosion that followed. He now has a tiny eye patch and has to take medicine. He has a parrot stuffy
Engi: munchkin
Lol smol cat. He's the only one who wasn't adopted by the administrator, she owned his father and his grandfather before him. He's highly intelligent and has bonded with pyro. They basically just bath eachother
Heavy: Mainecoon
Lol big cat. His story largely stays the same, from Russia, has 3 sisters and his mother, lived in the gulag (I think that's how to spell it). The difference is that he was sold to the administrator and his mother and sisters remain in Siberia, he misses them severely and will only calm down if the administrator put on classical Russian music or video calls his family's owner. The owner doesn't mind at all.
Sniper: Mandalay
His previous owners were a sweet old couple who had a sheep farm in Australia. He was a farm cat and was extremely good at hunting birds and mice. He now likes to climb up in high spaces.
Medic: German Rex
His owner was a scientist who would experiment on birds, medic bonded with one of these birds. When the administrator took in medic, Archimedes was brought with him. She likes Archimedes more than she thought she would.
Spy: Birman
Spy was pampered by his previous owner, who was an old, wealthy, French man with no children or wife. Everything in his position went to spy and his (spy's ) lineage. By adopting spy, the administrator gained all the wealth that came with him. She took scout in because he's spy's only living blood relative from when he snuck out near the end of his owner's life, met Scout's ma and had him. He bullies his son
Miss p.: Devon Rex
She's constantly stoping the others from breaking things and has basically bonded with the administrator and is completely done with scout
This took me so long to write and research
Edit; I forgot to remove the fillers for engi and heavy, I kept them in tho:3
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In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
This has been a horrible year (for me and my family at least), my parents are separated and are going to get divorced, we moved from my dad's apartment (I miss my birds). I hope that for my family, and others who are in significantly more dangerous situations, next year will be better
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
prints
Medical report for Soldier
Performed and written by medic
Patient name: Jane Doe
Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus
Condition: ill
Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.
He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.
He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.
He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.
Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.
end of report
Omg this is amazing
Made an AU while lokey dying.
Play Fortress 2
It’s 18 boys who at the park one day decided to play a game of fighting! Split up into a Red and Blu team, pretended they were mercenaries in a war trying to take down the other team! They loved playing so much that now they all either play at the park, or they will choose someone’s backyard to go play in.
Loadouts!:
Scout(6)- little league baseball bat
Soldier (7)- a PVC pipe he found and he later manages to duct tape into a potato launcher (with some help)
Pyro(6)- a lighter (they aren’t suppose to have that 🤭) ((no, she does not light anyone on fire, he just makes a woosh sound with her mouth and the others play pretend))
Demoman(7)- pinecones and pinecones+gum
Heavy(8)- A log he found, lunch Мама packed him, fists
Engineer(7)- a little robot he made that can shoot BB pellets
Medic(7)- the first aide kit he took from the closet
Sniper(6)- pebbles and a slingshot
Spy(8)- a pencil (to ‘backstab’)
Happy Valentines Day!! :D ❤️❤️
Btw Thank you all for all the nice rebolgs, comments and asks! i'm very thankful and i read all of them :) Makes me do a little dance <3
It's officially my 19th birthday
Yet another year around the sun and all the toys from when I was younger are considered old or vintage '-'
19, autistic, have a tendency to hyper fixate, likes tf2 or Danganronpa 2, est.
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