Big Mac

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people But when we go to our homes, we will not find these homes destroyed.

Medical report for Jeremy Jones

Preformed and written by Fritz Ludwig

Written on September 20th, 1969

Patient: Jeremy Jones, Age:26, next of kin : Charlotte Maria Jones (mother), *Name redacted* (father), "7 older brothers"- ms. Jones that are as follows in order of birth; Frank Jones (widow with 3 children), Lewis Alexander Jones, Patrick Jones Jr, Eliot Jones, Clayton jones-alexandra (married with children '2'), Kenneth Cole Jones, Jesse Jones.

(Why did his mother have so many children?)

Patient has been having delusion caused by a high fever. He is unable to recognize or respond to anyone around him, possibly believes that the people are monsters.

He is dehydrated and starved. He has not been able to hold anything down. I fear that if he continues to reject any food or drink any longer, I will have to sedate him and place an IV in his arm.

i thot the beatles died

Pyro go buuuuurrrr-

did you guys know I can animate

I feel bad for not updating my infection au (I now understand why it can take weeks for fanfic writers to update) doesn't help that I fell down some stairs yesterday, I'm fine just bruised and aching.

As a consolation, here's what I think the Mercs would be if they were cats! !!Warning!! ⚠️, there's mentioned abuse of animals. It breaks my heart to think about, but it unfortunately happens:( please be kind to everyone and everything and I by all means do NOT endorse abuse of any kind to anyone or anything)

Scout: mixed breed/Egyptian Mau

I literally looked up fastest cat breeds and Egyptian Mau was the one they gave me. He has his own cat wheel, those spinning treadmill for cats, he's not allowed outside because he's nearly die 4 times from fighting strays or coming home injured. he keeps harassing miss Pauling to mate with her, she keeps batting him.

Soldier: American shorthair

This is the cat breed I think of when I think of when I think of American cats, I like to think he's an orange cat. They're notorious for being dumb and being odd. The administrator let's him run outside, he's really, really loud and she's gotten noise complaints from neighbors when she first brought him home.

Pyro: Sphinx (elf)

They were burned by someone teens who thought it was funny to harm them. The administrator gave them a set of pjs, a stuffed unicorn toy and a little mask because of they're anxiety. They're bonded with engi.

Demo: Scottish fold

Ya ya I get it "this was an obvious one to choose for demo, it literally has 'Scottish' in the name". His previous owner would make bombs in his house and sell them on the black market. One day demo was messing around (he was a kitten) and due to his owner's negligence, demo lost his eye (and some scaring) as well as the death of his owner, who was drunk and passed out, in the explosion that followed. He now has a tiny eye patch and has to take medicine. He has a parrot stuffy

Engi: munchkin

Lol smol cat. He's the only one who wasn't adopted by the administrator, she owned his father and his grandfather before him. He's highly intelligent and has bonded with pyro. They basically just bath eachother

Heavy: Mainecoon

Lol big cat. His story largely stays the same, from Russia, has 3 sisters and his mother, lived in the gulag (I think that's how to spell it). The difference is that he was sold to the administrator and his mother and sisters remain in Siberia, he misses them severely and will only calm down if the administrator put on classical Russian music or video calls his family's owner. The owner doesn't mind at all.

Sniper: Mandalay

His previous owners were a sweet old couple who had a sheep farm in Australia. He was a farm cat and was extremely good at hunting birds and mice. He now likes to climb up in high spaces.

Medic: German Rex

His owner was a scientist who would experiment on birds, medic bonded with one of these birds. When the administrator took in medic, Archimedes was brought with him. She likes Archimedes more than she thought she would.

Spy: Birman

Spy was pampered by his previous owner, who was an old, wealthy, French man with no children or wife. Everything in his position went to spy and his (spy's ) lineage. By adopting spy, the administrator gained all the wealth that came with him. She took scout in because he's spy's only living blood relative from when he snuck out near the end of his owner's life, met Scout's ma and had him. He bullies his son

Miss p.: Devon Rex

She's constantly stoping the others from breaking things and has basically bonded with the administrator and is completely done with scout

This took me so long to write and research

Edit; I forgot to remove the fillers for engi and heavy, I kept them in tho:3

It's officially my 19th birthday

Yet another year around the sun and all the toys from when I was younger are considered old or vintage '-'

I think I'm going to write a tf2 infection au because I can't find any that are more than 3 images

Trying so desperately to reignite the Danganronpa hyperfixation

These are so cute omg

PATTERN BANNERS | tufted 01.

okee, I lied—here’s one more Valentine’s Day inspired set ! I had this pattern invade my mind and I got up at 5am to make these in case I forget it when I wake up in the morning HAHAHA.

does anyone even read these ?! anyway, enjoy ! 🤍✨

colours : 001 / 002 / 003 / 004

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