Just Found Out I've Been Abandoned By God Which Means He's Not Watching Anything I Do Anymore. You Should

When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god

This is the blog that made me realize I have a hierophilia kink in some regard or another. I’m shaking you.

I need to be on my knees before a priest and press a kiss to his cock with the weight of worship before I take him in my mouth. I need him with one hand braced against the altar as if to ground himself, voice breathy yet heady as he breathes out prayers of forgiveness all the while I feel his free hand start to brush back my hair. I need him to lose himself in the haze of his lust and thrust into my mouth but catch himself near immediately, a hot sense of guilt bleeding into the rush of pleasure that only grows when he feels how I moan against him, I need him to barely bite back the moan that comes to him as he lifts his hand from the altar to press his palm to his lips.

I need to make a priest struggle in real time to contain his deepest desires as i kiss the tip of his cock. I need him to hold my head with one hand and a rosary against his face with the other. I need-

*unzipping your pants* so like do you think the universe crafted your soul to merge with mine? *pulls them down* like do you think you’re made to inevitable be mine? *looks up at you with my mouth full* hm?

I need him to bruise my cervix

is anyone going to tell me why the tf2 domination lines are...like that? i'm probably biased but if i was killed by engineer and he called me a "dead little jackrabbit" with that tone, i would be stroking my penuits beyond the grave.

oh to be held in someone's lap while they edge me and coo in my ear about how pretty i look when i'm desperate like this

(Suggestive/NSFW)

Medic shitpost special 💉

a robot shibari'd with its own wires. you agree, yes? reblog

Based on this Frankenstein strip I saw on tumblr (under the cut) but I couldn't find where or when it was originally from I also meant to draw this for halloween but LOL - it's a lil late

FELLOW HAPPY TRAIL ENTHUSIAST, THOUGHTS ON THE GREY IN THE BURLY BEAST'S HAPPY TRAIL

do i appreciate sunlight. do i love the sound of birds in the morning. is the thought of milking that old man like a cow one that haunts me often.