Aftermath

I listen to subliminals almost exclusively on my phone, and I just realized I can layer them on my laptop just by doing this.

I have a question for the Witches of tumblr

Can you make an uncrossing tea? I feel like it would make sense that you could, but I just feel like I want an answer. Plus, I think I have the ingredients to make one. And if anyone has any recipes, feel free to comment yours.

your adopted sons are about to rat you out

Okay, so i'm a fan of Lego Monkie Kid, and i'm also a fan of Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss. And I noticed that that level of weird intends to gravitate towards each other and intersect. So I want to know how many of you are in both and how many of you are just one or the other.

I think you'd like this story: "henchman" by GothicSinnamonroll19 on Wattpad https://www.wattpad.com/story/386861315?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create&wp_uname=GothicSinnamonroll19

I still can't believe hamilton is ten years old, as of this year.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, this is pure comedy!!!

Alastor: *kicks the front door off it’s hinges into the lobby*

Alastor: If I may have your attention! I will be altering to the lobby to a more tolerable layout post-haste. If you wish to remain intact I recommend not moving from your current positions!

Vaggie: I JUST FUCKING FIXED THAT DOOR ASSHOLE!!!

Alastor: Ah! Vagatha! Just the person I was looking for!

Vaggie: *Is lifted from the ground by shadows and is swiftly evicted from the premises. head first. through the window.*

Charlie: HOLY SHIT ALASTOR WHAT TH-

Alastor: Not now dear! You will have my full attention as soon as I’m finished!! *lifts the couch lucifer is currently sleeping on above his head*

Lucifer: Wuh HUH!?! What’s going on??? Ooooh! Wait! Are we doing that carry the king around thing??? I’ve never done this before!!! I always felt kinda guilty about it…

Alastor: No! 😃 *throws Lucifer and couch out the window second from the one Vaggie departed*

Niffty: ME NEXT!! ME NEXT!!! ME NEXT!!!!!

Charlie: WAIT!!! ALASTOR STOP!!!

Alastor: Of course my dear! *gently throws Niffty from the first floor to the second balcony to be caught by his shadow*

Niffty: awww… 😞 ….Why do I never get to break a window…

Angel: Okay that’s unfair… ya throw everyone else out the window… but Niff gets fuckin princess treatment???

Husk: Ha! When is the boss ever fair?…

Alastor: Ah! Husker!! I believe it’s your turn!!

Husk: THE FUCK IT AINT!!! WE WENT OVER THIS LAST YEAR IM FUCKIN 6’2!!!!

Alastor: Why yes…. but that was last year! Who’s to say you haven’t shrank from climbing into the bottom of the barrel one too many times?

Husk: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!!! I DIDNT FUCKIN SHRINK YA MANIAC!!!

Alastor: hm…. Well sadly I don’t have a measuring tape on my person….. So I guess I’ll just have to trust my Intuition!

Just bought a pair myself the other day!

I have a question for people who are experts in fursonas. Can you make hybrids? Because i've thought about it and if I were to have a fursona, I think it would be a hybrid

Money floor!!!! That is so awesome🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

A redditor u/spottedgolfing shares the process of the penny floor they installed into their homes foyer.