Just Two Guys, Sharing A Mic During The Most Sexual Song On The Album, 1 Feet Apart Cause They’re Not

im convinced david talks shit about roger to this DAY just because david is an attention seeking whore for roger and he wants roger to call his phone up (like if the man can even work a phone) just so they can meet up and “argue” while deep down their making out behind some dark alley unknowingly about to get eaten by wolves and dragons and rats nibbling at the two slowly like if they were a block of cheese

i need unc soooo bad

its no wonder roger went fucking mental if david was/is as far in the closet as he seems

Shoutout to my mother for picking up on watermour during the pompeii interviews. “They were practically on top of each other the whole time” / “you know when you can tell who the exclusive duo is in the group…” I know right?? Imagine her disbelief when I explained the 40 year feud

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watermour + text post meme (part 30) // inspiration credit to @watermourdivorce and their top tier watermour coded reblogs