Sometimes I Think I’m Finally Moving On And Then Something Or Someone Comes And Violently Throws Me

I did a thing 😂

my newt (maze runner) headcanons

VEHEMENTLY a dog person. like, he doesn't HATE cats, but he wants nothing more in this world than a golden retriever that he can raise from puppyhood

one time he heard thomas singing in the shower and he laughed so hard he cried

used to say the "c-word" so often that even minho (resident foul-mouth and creator of most if not all of the glader slang) had to be like "dude can we reel it in a little"

he likes to say things like "devious" and "scoundrel"

unbelievably clogged pores. it's a serious issue

can't eat apples with the skin, he has to peel them with a knife

regularly quotes random bits and pieces of early 2000s pop music. he does not know what he's quoting or why he knows it

Preliminary Poll

Chuck

Submission reason:

Shot to save the main guy

Propaganda:

The main guy (Thomas) kinda sucks

Thomas: I think if you sucked jello up a tube it would be a nice noise.

Minho: I beg to differ.

Thomas: then beg.

the gang at the Glade

Thomas, throwing a pokeball at Minho: Minho, I choose you!

Minho, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

friendly reminder that the death cure came out exactly five years ago

Minho: we gotta get through this door, but it’s locked. Newt, give me your credit card.

Newt: Here.

Minho, pocketing it: Thanks, Thomas, kick the door down.

What if. What if newt's leg sometimes played up worse than usual and he couldnt walk and so the builders made him a wheelchair. And. And what if newt uses a cane to walk most days.

Minho: When someone points at your black

clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a

look around the room and saying 'Haven’t

decided yet' is typically a good response.