TICKETMASTER ISN'T WORKING FOR ME WHY?!

Babies, no need to argue over the correct version of Terzo.

He is feminine:

x

He is masculine:

x

He is so poor he can only afford a paper bag:

x

He is rich and only travels in a limo:

x

He is the hero of the people:

x

He is a self-centered manipulator:

x

He is a womanizer:

don’t know who to credit for this.

He’s not even straight:

x (14.04) 

He’s confident:

x

He’s silly:

x

See… there is a Terzo for every occasion, every characterization, he can be anything.

He’s free and one day he just woke up and decided the only label he was willingly to identify in was “menace”.

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

terzo and his canonical kid......

Maybe to take our minds off the tour for a little bit, we can look back at the Year Zero music video and theorize? Like, WHO IS THE BOY SUPPOSED TO BE?! Is he supposed to be the Antichrist, Secondo as a child, making his segments flashbacks? It's driving me crazy.

People talking about content drought in Ghost fandom like

oh noooo a DROUGHT after we just got…….. A full movie, a new album within the last five years, new tour announcement, new PAPA ALIVE ANNOUNCEMENT, new Lugz merch deal, new banners and pics of Papa II almost monthly

you know what what is? Audacity and greed

Poor baby noooooo!😭😭

I’m seeing multiple reports about Papa V Perpetua having a physical reaction to the scripture being recited in Satanized, as well as the BLASPHEMY! and HERESY! chanting.

He appears to cower, cover his head/ears and shake his head like he is trying to block the words out.

And you know I’m latching onto that! I have saddled him with “grew up in a Catholic setting as the actual Anti-Christ” tragic backstory, as I’m sure multiple people also have.

I just realized something! Since fumata means smoke and it is reported that there is a smoke maker on the billboard. The livestream is meant to show the moment the smoke appears, and after that, maybe we will finally see Papa V or a single will released!

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW THEM😂

Can't believe 3 years ago I predicted papa v

May this year be his year

YES!!! I can finally see them live! I can't wait for my first ritual!

I'm so excited to hear his clearer vocals and facial expressions on stage! We can actually see him smile now!

Let us please remember

That if the new mask is in fact a Half

that we will be thrilled at how clear the new vocals will be

we will be supportive of how the design choice also allows an alleviation from TF’s growing claustrophobia via the old masks

and we will be supportive of our lovely frontman that has carried his own hangups and insecurities as an artist like a fucking champ through a million albums and performances

and we cannot wait to see this little freak in the flesh