Code Red At Site ◼️
Code red at site ◼️
More Posts from Lepimobee and Others
It’s not a Ranboo playlist until there’s a demon
It’s not a Ranboo stream until Satan has donated
But there is no god in a Ranboo video. He has been killed by a cake.
Ranboo: “Why can I still hear it? Oh no.”
Chat: “RANBOO PLEASE IT’S OKAY!” “OH NO HE HAS HIS AIRPODS IN HE CAN’T HEAR US!”
Dono’s: “So anyone want food before we KO a homeless highlighter?”
Karl: “You guys didn’t say hi to me with your big egos, you’re just like ranboob” >:(
Guess who just joined the gang
Guess the anime but it just gets worse 🥰
Alien twins fight over space tubes and who gets to live in a gun filled barren desert because one of them was clinically insane and the other had favoritism
After having his pet dog die the MC becomes a monster chopping machine by putting his dead dogs heart into his chest
Giant demon lions take over the city and can only be stopped by humans with comically large weapons and cancer but in gold
Man with uncontrollable powers and hair with the color code b00b69 makes everyone else weird so he can look normal (or the beach episode but it’s the vibe to every single episode)
Emo lesbian screws up time so bad she creates god
Bullied middle aged man deals with getting ptsd as a reincarnated powerful magic child, and erectile dysfunction
Assassin gets 9/11’d just to reincarnate, nuke the hero, and then marry his underage cousin which is never brought up again
Serial killer teams up with suicidal child to escape what is essentially a giant deadly escape room
Quotes I plan to use in books because I didn’t get them in the Dream SMP. Yes this was inspired by a Minecraft SMP after some gremlin died.
-Shocking isn’t it? One day they’re there. The next they’re gone. But the world keeps turning, because time waits for no one.
-You didn’t start the fire, you made it brighter than before.
-He was the one that kept the fire burning bright. But now it’s raining Jack, the fires burnt out, and now, you have to relight it. (This I thought of during Jack’s stream)
-Suddenly you understand there’s no coming back. That’s when the reality kicks in. You’ve lost.
-There’s no winning this war. You’ve only gained more ground.
-Of course it’s sad, but you need to move on sometimes.
-For an adult, you’re acting like a child.
-You never cared about the people, you cared about the enemy in the way.
-Don’t you see? No one here is black and white. We’re all a little gray inside.
-He wasn’t perfect, he wasn’t evil, he was your friend.
-Maybe he’ll hear you, wherever he is.
-You don’t need to do this for me. Could you do this for him?
-You go, and you go, and you keep going. You finally crashed.
-Tell me, was it worth protecting in the end?
-So what happens next when the hero dies?
Well if this ain’t true.
Virgil: *Currently listening to full volume my chemical romance songs and playing Minecraft while his family is having an argument upstairs*
He really is a mood
Mr. Boo being ✨ t r a u m a t i z e d ✨
