Same I Only Have Three More Days But It Feels Like I Have To Study Like 13 Weeks Worth And Finish An

Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.

i miss his annoying ass

*When someone has insulted my ship*

Not to be a slut or anything but can someone come lie on top of me and kiss me like you've needed to your whole life

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

but with art

the venn diagram of what i want to write and what i feel like i can write is two very distinctly separate circles 

this is perhaps evil but I can boost my mood in almost any situation by playing a game called "what was my mom doing at this age?" like rn for instance I'm sleepy because I had a 12 hour work day + stayed up late, and my stomach hurts a little from the enormous chimichanga I smashed for dinner, and my head hurts a little bit from the fat margaritas I had with the chimichanga. and it's like hmm, okay, not optimal, but when my mom was this age she had a 2.5 year old to deal with. can you fucking imagine. can't stay in bed decadently bemoaning your overindulgences because there's a goblin in the next room that's utterly dependent on you for food and hygiene and social needs and if you drop the ball you've fucked up a perfectly good person. and I'm pretty normal so shout out to her for keeping it together but god that couldn't be me, I like fucking around way too much.

Multiply the amount of books by 10,000,000 and this is my aesthetic

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it.

sorry to be insane on main as ever but the mere concept of buddie has me tearing up like. no trope gets me more than friends to lovers. to love your friend so deeply that you fall in romantic happy ever after love with them. like fr fr that is my drug of choice. i love it! i love them! friends falling in love is the beeeeeeeeeest