“Prim Ran An Everlark Stan Account Like The Navy” Very Funny Concept But Alternately Prim Running

“Prim ran an everlark Stan account like the navy” very funny concept but alternately prim running an anonymous everlark critical account like the navy where she says shit like “I understand he’s trying to help Katniss- and as a Katniss Stan I appreciate him for it- but unfortunately there can only be one winner :/ and I do think it should be Katniss.” And gets so much hate she starts just telling ppl to kill themselves if they’re not betting on Katniss. When the rule change is announced ppl jump down her throat like SEE and she’s like oh so I’m the bad guy for not predicting a sudden unprecedented rule change?? Okay 🙄 and by the end of the games she’s fully back tracked like I never said any of that . I don’t remember saying that- I’ve always thought peeta was a good dude- no idk what you’re talking about I never tweeted that he should kill himself for teaming up with the careers. Fuck off.

Naruto Fic List

Alright so this is for that anon that asked me to make a compilation list of all the Naruto fanfics/tropes I mentioned in my most popular Naruto post yet. (read here)

So let’s sit back, relax, make a playlist of songs like Never Had a Dream Come True and Every Time We Touch and the It’s a Lot Like Romeo and Juliet songand head back to the years 2007 because we have some nostalgic fic reads to go through. I couldn’t find all the ones I talked about/remembered reading over the years but god damn did the ones that did turn up yield a great harvest.

The “Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten overhear their male teammates talking shit about them and decide to run away” fanfics

Sakura is the only one who dips

Like Moths to Light

The ones where they come back after a training period, sometimes with kids

Prove Them Wrong (”yo we got pregnant at the same time somehow after sleeping with Sasuke, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Neji respectively and our kids all look exactly like y’all but somehow none of you can tell these are your kids”)

Family

The “Oh Shit Sasuke back in the village” fanfics

Sasuke and Karin or some random OC girl named Saki or some shit turn everyone against Sakura for some way, some how

Fragile Cherry Blossom

The girls tired of their subsequent love interests and try some new love interests

Three Months (50 chapters of character development)

So What if You Catch Me? (Naruto and Hinata wanna date but Neji and Sakura have to chaperone because…. Hiashi but they actually find they enjoy each other’s company)

Between the Two (Sakura gotta nurse Neji back to health and they start feelin each other but oh shit sound effect, Sasuke decides to pop back in whatever shall Sakura dooooo??)

The “Girls are being bullied + High School in general fics” fanfics

Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are all being bullied together

Another High School Fic

General high school

Getting Into the Game (remember that Amanda Bynes movie she’s the man? Imagine that but it’s an all boy’s school and Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are all Amanda Bynes)

The Assignment (another one of those assignments that conveniently partners up everyone via ship fics)

Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are skater girls that also happen to be rock stars

Rich Boys and Skater Girls

[Note: Just as the prophecy foretold, for some reason the girls just all live together. Like, in some house/apartment together with it being just them, no explanation as to how they pay rent, who has jobs, if they have a guardian that’s paying rent for their apartment. They all just inexplicably live together]

Get in loser, we’re going camping

The ‘Great’ Outdoors

No Ordinary Summer

Sakura + Akatsuki High School Edition

Belonging (Sakura becomes the high school version of an RA for the also in high school Akatsuki who adore her a lot because Sakura and she’s very attentive and Naruto and Sasuke are both like her protective childhood friends + brothers and it’s mostly split between DeiSaku and ItaSaku)

Fancy Footwork (Sakura’s kind of a loser but is a good dancer and dances with the Akatsuki and finds them good friends. I think this is another ItaSaku with DeiSaku??? It’s been a minute)

Literally just Sakura with a dash of Naruto or Sasuke being dared to make Sakura fall in love with them

Make Believe (NaruSaku edition)

Sakura just being bullied for no fuckin reason

Assassin by Night & Nerd by Day (SasuSaku and it’s exactly what it sounds like. Sakura is legit an assassin by night and a nerdy high schooler by day who gets picked on and shit all because she wears some thick ass glasses and doesn’t do her hair properly and everyone think she ugly and deserves to be picked on except Hinata. She also has a familial relationship with Sai and Shikamaru)

Song of a Cherry Blossom (Sakura an undercover night club singer and gets picked on by day and somehow no one recognizes it’s her and Sasuke’s in love with her nighttime persona)

Pen Pals (technically this can go under Akatsuki edition high school fics but… basically Sakura gets bullied in this for some random bs and has a blog where she vents shit and the people who constantly comment on her blog is the Akatsuki)

The “Sakura the also hated jinchuuriki” fanfics

Immortelle (this also has that slice of Sai being introduced pre-shippuden fic trope that i mentioned in my og Naruto fanfics trope list but no lie this was quite the fun read)

Immortelle: Rescue the Snow Princess (a side story of the above fic that takes place during the first Naruto movie ever)

Sakura, the Wolf Demon (remember those 10 tailed bijuu fics i talked about???)

The “Sakura + Akatsuki” fanfics

Sakura being kidnapped to be their medic nin

Akatsuki’s New Medic

Addiction

In for the Kill

Sakura being assigned to heal and interrogated Akatsuki member that she inevitably falls in love with aka Love After Lock Up Ninja Edition

The Existence of Pain (SakuPein. this pre!Nagato/Yahiko reveal so the Pein we get is the orange haired Yahiko version)

On the Run (sequel of The Existence of Pein where they are on the run)

Consequences (DeiSaku in Suna edition)

The Infinite Perfection of Being (SasoSaku edition that is honestly really good and i am feeling some type of way that it is forever discontinued and technically in this one Sasori is also on a probation of some kind and Sakura is staying in Suna to help get Gaara back to health)

The Cherry Blossom and the Immortal (Sakura and Hidan of all choices but technically Hidan also gets on probation and joins Konoha or some shit, I think)

Oh damn Sakura’s going undercover in the Akatsuki

Vertigo (on the highest of keys this one was really fuckin’ good no lie and still holds up. DeiSaku)

Sakura just straight up joins the Akatsuki (which usually overlaps with the Sasuke and Bae make everyone betray Sakura fics)

Perfect Enemy (this one was fucking wild because Sakura go from dating Sasuke to dating Neji who cheats on her by making out with Tenten so she becomes a rogue nin and somehow join the Akatsuki and it turns out she this reincarnation and they straight up take scenes from Teen Titans on Cartoon network involving Terra and Beast Boy being Deidara in all this)

Connections Part 1: Mornings

Sakura and the Akatsuki Holidays (idk what is even going on in this one other than the fact it perfectly exemplifies what i meant when i said these Akatsuki and Sakura fics are usually 1) pretty realistic to the characters from we saw in the show or 2) the Akatsuki are literal living shitposts. Also she’s dating Pein in this)

Sakura traveling with an Akatsuki Member

Somewhere I Have Never Traveled, Gladly Beyond (this too also still holds up)

Stick With Me (DeiSaku again)

Lost Year (SasoSaku where Sakura goes back in time to stop Sasori from joining the Akatsuki in the first place that was honestly a fun read)

Sakura was raised by the Akatsuki

Little Flower (in this one she technically ain’t really being raised by them but they have essentially adopted her in this. ish.)

The Akatsuki’s Secret (is that they have killed scours of people but they find an orphaned baby with pink hair and they like ‘yo we should adopt her’)

Akatsuki’s Hime (Konan: y’all hear me out…. we should adopt a kid. i’m glad you all agree because i’ve already named her and i refuse to take her back where i found her)

The obscure Sakura x Tobi/Obito fanfics pre!Obito being Tobi reveal

In Love with a Boy I Never Knew

Pretty Flower

The Orange and Black Mask

Orange

Bandages

Mask, Uhn

The “Sakura goes back in time to the Minato time period to change the future because everyone dies and she has some complicated I wanna be with Minato but I can’t thing going on” fanfics

Past and Future

Cherry Blossom Flash

Kunoichi’s Burden: Village First (honestly out of the three of them this one is 1) completed and 2) actually pretty good since in this one Sakura does have knowledge of who Minato and Kushina are and is in a lot of turmoil as to how her entering this time period Butterfly Effected everything and her personal biggest goal is making sure Naruto exists and stuff and it’s a pretty interesting character study that still holds up)

The “We bout to add some Canon Divergence to this piece” fanfics

Tayuya here and here to stay

The Melody of a Fox (NaruTayu romp where Naruto also randomly accidentally seduces Ino)

Naruto was taken in by Orochimaru

Blurred Sound (this one interesting cause its NaruSasu but Naruto is his sexy jutsu version so fem Naruto)

Temari gets betrothed to a Konoha ninja as an apology after Suna sided with Orochimaru in attacking Konoha

Betrothal (NaruTema edition)

The NaruKarin Rise before canon-relatedness killed the shippers high

Her Fetish (Karin has a thing for chakra the end)

Flames & Whirlpools (Naruto saved Karin instead of Sasuke during the chunin exams)

The “Sai trying to learn emotions that are a surprisingly good amount of SaiSaku” Fanfics

The Color Pink (Sai and Sakura do the devil’s tangle one night and she gets pregnant the movie)

Study of the Heart

The Man of a Thousand Insults

Qualities

Euphemisms

The “Future” Fanfics

The Good Wife (Ino wakes up in the future one day where she is married to Naruto and they have kids)

The Fortune of Mrs Sakura (aka the let’s explore every Sakura pairing of who she could one day marry fic)

Honorable Additions

The “Xover “ Fics

Pathway (Pokemon meet Naruto but it’s actually good and a realistic portrayal of what it would be like being in the world of Pokemon and growing up with them as an integral part of your life. Also Team Rocket is basically the Akatsuki)

Naruto and the Guardians (so remember that show/comics series W.I.T.C.H (btw the show was fun and had an epic theme song but the comics and books were waaaaay better)? well someone made a couple of xovers between them and from what I remember the pairings were Naruto x Hay Lin, Sasuke x Will, Rock Lee x Taranee, Shikamaru x Irma (who turns out to be a long lost sand sibling somehow), Neji x Cornelia, and Kiba x Elyon)

Love Never Dies (the sequel of Naruto and the Guardians… Fire Water Earth and Air GUARDIANS UNITE)

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