Not To Fucking MENTION How All These Rules Constantly Change Depending On The Angle, Oh The Head Is Tilted

Just a couple husbands resting on the couch after a long day of eating pie and watching movies

Me: *tries to find an insurance that will cover my chiropractor sessions*

Me: "Hi there *generic insurance company* I'm wondering how my tourettes syndrome will affect the insurance I can get with you?"

Insurance company: "You can absolutely get an insurance eith us even though you have tourettes syndrome, just fill out this form to purchase the insurance, you'll afterward figure out your personalized price and conditions."

Me: "But, I dont want to BUY an insurance without knowing the conditions, for all I know you could add a condition which says I CAN'T get my chiropractor covered."

Insurance company: "If you want to know all the conditions and the exact price for your insurance, you will first have to purchase our insurance, we'll then send you the complete list of terms and conditions"

I absolutely hate it here

"Hi, I'd like to know the terms and conditions before deciding to buy this thing?"Okay, just buy the thing, and we'll send the terms and conditions right kn over!"

How is this shit legal.

How it should’ve ended (drawn by me)

FINALLY FINISHED THIS!!!! Also, I am back bitches! Anyways, this is a destiel highschool au, theire sitting in Cas’s bedroom playing video games (check out the bookshelf!)

15.12 Galaxy Brain 

Sam and Dean appreciation

Have some warm Destiel kisses!!

Don't you just love having a fever and then suddenly your eyeballs feel way too hot? 🙃🙃🙃

Baldur's Gate update:

Started what I thought was a dark urge play through. Made my character and walked around making dar choices. Then I figured I was gonna try playing as Karlach for a lil bit, so I went to the character creator and looked at the companions. And then I saw the Dark Urge just chilling there. And I told my friend I was very confused, cause there wasn't a character called the dark urge in my playthrough.

That's when she broke it to me tjat when people said they had a Dark Urge playthrough they were playing AS the dark urge, not just being evil

Anyways, I had to start over on my own Dark Urge journey

I really enjoy playing video games, and am usually quite okay at it, but I for some reason am completely incapable of doing them correctly. Let me explain.

I usually aim for 100% completion in all games I play, which in turn tends to make me accidentally do things in the wrong order. In addition to this I am slightly stupid and fuck up a lot, so here are some of my best moments:

1. Skyrim: was gifted the game by a friend who loves it and was immedeately hooked. After having played non stop (apart from school) for about two weeks, my friend asked me what my favorite shout was. My response? "What the fuck is a shout??" I'd played the game for two whole weeks and just casually not gotten to that quest yet. I had the quest in my log, but I was running around doing other things, also killed a few dragons and had to go back later to be able to absorb their souls

2. Stardew valley: Played the game till I got tired of it, 100+ hours. Put it away, and then realized that romance is a thing in the game. I did not have a single hint of romance in my play through lmao

3. Baldur's gate: I during the entire thing with the thieflings in the glade I somehow fucked up enough to kill every single person there, causing me not to have the thiefling party and not get the Halsin quest. I did not realize there was another solution to that problem until halfway through act two.

I also managed to enter the goblin camp the wrong way, so I entered through the exit. During this I somehow killed Halsin. Then as I exited the camp I got the pop up for the Halsin quest, and then immedeately after a pop up saying the quest was over

4. Assassin's creed: when I play open world games I usually try to do every side quest etc I can before continuing with the main quest. In the ac games you also have a neat question mark for everywhere you haven't been. So any time I entered a new a new area, I'd loot everything. This caused me to get an inventory FILLED with quest items I did not have the quests for yet. Also ended up with a lot of quest items I never got to use after finishing the game

5. Horizon forbidden west: I did not realize there were areas of the map you needed a flying creature to access, so before unlocking said creature I was going around trying to explore every single location. Somehow also managed to glitch my way into one of the places that could "only" be accessed by flying. (I jumped like a million times till I managed to angle it correctly so I was able to jump into a tree and then jump the fence that way)

Also feel the need to mention that I do not own a sense of direction, and this is often revealed in the way I play games. I have a bunch of examples, but let's do the one where I tried to play breath of the wild.

I entered into a room. Straight ahead was a very obvious opening for where to go next, but I wanted to make sure I didn't miss anything in one of the corners. So I walked around the room, "oh look! A secret door!" I opened said door, expecting a smaller room with some loot in it. What actually happened? I walked back outside...

That's all I can remember for right now, but there is most likely a BUNCH more

Getting car sick as an adult without a license is so fucking humbling.

How am I deadass over here being like "I can work with most things, but my commute can't be more than 30 mins by bus or I'll vomit"

alright gang we're taking "perfection is the enemy of done" into the new year and by GOD im going to be finishing some creative projects