Let-the-mirelurk - I Don't Know Either

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

Painting by Odd Nerdrum

Kitten's Game, Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, 1860s or 1870s

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

Forget me nots are not my favourite flowers, but I see them everyday so they are kind of special to me.. Tried to paint some the other day while trying to not have a panic attack in the garden 🌿

The Punishment of the Gossip Girl (1910)

— by Salvador Diaz Ignacio Ruiz

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?