One Potato Two Potato Three Potato Four! Five Potato Six Let The Bodies Hit The Floor!

My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it

New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟

tumblr users when ao3 goes down for 5 minutes

Golden retriever and jorts meetup

unplayable scores by John Stump

My take on Pierre Bonnard’s Le Chat Blanc (1894) - 150x232px

Agnes Miller Parker “The Uncivilised Cat” (1930)

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?