Having To Clean The Shower Is So Fucking Annoying. It’s Clean In There. That’s Where I Go To Get

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

Preach I guess

being hungarian and speaking english is so funny, it's just endless "he- i mean she" "so her wi- HIS. his wife." "my mom asked so i told him... her. i told her." like mixing up gendered pronouns because your language doesn't have any sounds like bullshit and yet it is true and affects practically everyone i know.

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

I love it when people wear silly shirts in public, makes my day just a little bit less miserable every time

To the guy who wore an "I'm scared of women" t-shirt proudly on campus today: keep it up, champ, you look great it in

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

Me: "With the new semester, there's this tenses within me, a worry, a fear of falling behind (again) like last semester"

Me, smart: "Okay, so you should, like, try to get ahead, y'know, look at lecture slides before class, read the must rea-"

Me, or rather, the anxious goblin in my head: "HOW ABOUT WE REARRANGE THE FURNITURE INSTEAD???"

can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?

happy valentine’s day from two snesbians 💗

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