Had A Dream That Someone Suggested The Best Gender Neutral Form Of Address Would Be Mþ (pronounced Myth)

Man, I'm having such a weirdly nostalgic time with Love and deepspace, not because anything in that game is nostalgic in specific but the way it CONSUMES my waking thoughts, the way I CANNOT stop reading fanfiction, and the pain of not being able to play the game itself due not having any device to run it on pains me. And THAT is nostalgic, the way Undertale and the FNAF games formed me during my younger years despite not being able to play them, the way the community fed me well, kept me interested, engaged, it really is a very fun part of the internet

theres this trend between my mutuals and mutual-in-laws like "x's 100 favorite films/artists -- how many have you watched/listened?" and everytime i come across one of these i'm reminded of how much of an i-dont-like-change-or-new-stuff bitch i am. i rly circle through the same 10 things that i love.

dear god i am an npc. i will never be special. sir middest of boringestshire.

One of my friends recommended Hades (the game) to me, and as I'm waiting for it to download on my Switch, I can't help but laugh, as it is right next to Animal Crossing New Horizons, which is next to Undertale, which is next to Hello Kitty and Friends Happiness Parade and oh god, it's just so poetic

I want to be mad at my upstairs neighbors for doing renovation and listening to music very loudly while doing so but I cannot, physically, be mad while Love You Like a Love Song by Selena Gomez is blasting

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in

Shout out to pain relief cremes that are like sort of minty and leave a cooling sensation on your skin