I'm Hysterical

Guys, I don't think that mama was ready for trauma

Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

I would absolutely go to the ball pit

They even have glitter glue!!!!

In the end, you have to watch out for everyone and everything, they will always hurt us at some point without us realising it. Art by Haylee Morice

Hyrule NPCs bein' demanding of Link, and then there's Sidon :3

Bunch of FNAF SB requests :>

Monty gets to have two because I'm indecisive

He looks like he’s about to ask if I have games on my phone

Apparently some people here like this big blue guy so here he is :)

Parent-teacher conference

oh my god…. all of hunter’s predecessors inevitably betrayed belos…. the previous golden guard was darius’ mentor….. darius is actively working against the emperor….

darius seeing hunter be the perfect obedient lapdog for the emperor while wearing the golden guard symbol…. suddenly it makes a LOT more sense why he was so pissed

DARIUS ENCOURAGING HUNTER TO DISOBEY BELOS’ AUTHORITY THE WAY THE PREV GOLDEN GUARD POSSIBLY DID FOR HIM….. I AM ON THE FLOOR

the fnaf security breach steam reviews are hilarious

more under break

the amount of people being . ;) in these reviews is SENDING ME

but also just. funnies