Nunchucks Of Lightning Vs The Storm Amulet.

When he’s a murderer>>>>

Ninjago characters as things people in my online class say/do:

Lloyd

-trying their goshdarn best to do the work, always having major technical difficulties (theyre using Wu’s computer and it’s older than Wu himself)

-has no idea whats going on, usually doesnt know what class they’re in

-once fell asleep in lesson and didnt realise it ended, they were just there alone in the zoom call for about 20 mins without realising it

-theres like an 80% chance they’re having a mild breakdown over not being able to do the work, and theyre sat on the floor eating cool aid powder like its sherbert and video calling Nya for help.

-profile pic is a cute (but blurry) group photo of all the ninja

Kai

-rarely actually goes to the lessons, especially morning ones

- if he does, he doesnt try to do any of the work

- (its fine, hes the sort of person whos like secretly smart and he understands it well enough to get about average grades without doing much)

-he once kicked everyone out of the zoom call because the teacher accidentally set it up wrong and let everyone do admin things on the call, he also kicked the teacher out of the call before, it was absolute anarchy :)

-profile pic is a really bad picture of Nya doing a weird face, she hates it

Cole

-unmuted his mic to show everyone a remix of making my way downtown and that video thats like ‘just did a bad thing’, ya ko this one

-still thinks he needs permission to go to the bathroom or get a snack even though the teacher cant see or hear anyone usually so nobody can stop him from just going

-shows everyone cute photos of pets, we dont know if theyre his or not but they are very cute.

-profile pic is a selfie with a snapchat filter

Jay

-sucks up to the teacher so that he can trick them

-always joins the lesson with a message like ‘hiii miss/sir :) ☺️ how’s your day so far 💛✨’ then makes everyone pretend they cant find the work. and of course, because Jay was one of those pretending they cant find it, the teacher thinks it must not be there, because he wouldnt lie, of course not

-hes also the only student who ever ever ever turns their camera on, exept maybe Kai, but Kai doesn’t do it on purpose

-profile pic is a stock image of a sunset that he found on google images thats been oversaturated to death and still has a watermark

Nya

-once unmuted her mic in a lesson where Jay and Kai were messing arround, yelled that she didnt want to be in a lesson that was a waste of her time, and that the teacher was a failure who couldn’t control a class, then left

-tries to seem like less of a nerd by adding meme formats to her answers to questions sometimes, nobody’s falling for it

-if the teacher picks on someone who doesn’t know the answer, she sometimes dms them the answer so they dont get in trouble, unless its Kai, she dms him the wrong answer sometimes

-profile pic is a really bad picture of Kai doing a weird face, he hates it

Zane

-absolutely carrying the class work-wise. always the first to answer the questions, unless its Jay, but Jay always just asks google or Nya

-usually never actually talks other than to answer questions, reacts to everything the teacher says in the chat with a 👍

-when Nya unmuted her mic and talked about the teacher not being able to control the class, Zane Jay and Kai spammed the chat with ‘Yess Nya!!! 🤠🎉’. Zane didnt realise that he was the only one doing it unironically

-hasnt changed his profile pic so its just his initials, but secretly, he has changed it, to an identical picture of his initials but in a different colour. Zoom automatically made his profile pic red, and he made it grey-blue.

It's sweet that in this passage the narrator is Cole. He sounds so fond.

I love that, according to tommy andreasen, jay regularly harasses the mailman

Me reading that:

I love that, according to tommy andreasen, jay regularly harasses the mailman

Some of these look like menu options from a KFC joint lmao

new 2025 leaks

Ras is still going? That is one tough tiger to kill. Can‘t confirm anything about the veritability of these yet

bEFORE WE HIT THE LAUNDROMAT

I FINISHED DECODING THE NINJIGMA MAZE AND I'M WAY TOO PROUD OF MYSELF BUT I DON'T CARE

(each colored section corresponds to one of the ninja: kai, jay, cole, zane, or nya. or the freaking walls. i'm on mobile so i don't have many colors to use rip me)

The original text reads as follows:

you h1ve uncovered the prophecy of the green n9nj1J the prophecy h1s been bur9ed deep w9|th9n zanes

3o459 as 9t ha | b55n bur95d | deep wit8in th5 3o4e o6 1ll t|8in7sJ for th5 proph5c|y o6 th5 gre5n

nin|j1 is th5 p|roph5cy o6 | lif5J it exp5n4s farth5r than th5 gre5n |ninja9 farth5r

than 1ll th5 re1lms o6 th5 known univ5rs5J t8is is but th5

st5p o6 an in6inite |sta9rway your| journ5|y

you re1l9ze | b57ins on3|e

Or, if you're not up for parsing All Of That Nonsense:

You have uncovered the prophecy of the green ninja. The prophecy has been buried deep within Zane's code, as it ha[s] been buried deep within the code of all things, for the prophecy of the green ninja is the prophecy of life. It exp[a]nds farther than the green ninja, farther than all the realms of the known universe. This is but the step of an infinite stairway your journey you realize begins once.

(brackets used where a letter was missing or typo-ed, even after deciphering)

@ the hagemans: WHAT DOES IT MEAN

welcgome to my specal hell

It does

Even the publishers can't resist emperor-posting

He was angy

(I love how Zane felt bad when he got made😂 We don't deserve him🤍🤍)

Can we. Can we talk about. Ok consider. We all know about kids developing trust issues because of their parents. But I almost feel sometimes like Zane is the reverse? Like his dad raised him completely isolated in the middle of the woods and then erased his memory and left him completely vulnerable and alone. And we know from his behavior, especially in the first seasons, that Zane has a hard time adapting to people and grasping social boundaries, which already sucks for him but I feel like the implications of his upbringing go a lot deeper than that? I know I already made a post that was really similar to this but I'm on a slightly different track rn so hear me out

Like I feel like, intentionally or not, he made Zane COMPLETELY dependant on him in every conceivable aspect and then (by giving him straight up amnesia) he abandoned him without what little preparation he might have had to set him up for the outside world. And in doing that he simultaneously made it practically impossible for him to develop normal, constructive relationships with other people and also failed to give him to ability to discern when to trust people and when to be wary of their intentions.

So basically he put him in a position where he would be completely defenseless and wouldn't have the emotional or social maturity to protect himself from exploitation or abuse. It's super heavily implied (if not outright stated) that Zane was essentially homeless for however long he was wandering around before Wu found him, and it's like??? Can you imagine how traumatic that probably was all on its own? And if anything serious happened to him during this period there's a strong likelihood that he doesn't even realize it was wrong.

It'd be super interesting to have a clearer look into how he functioned pre-season one and the types of experiences he must have had. Plus I think it could serve to give some background to some of his behaviors and thought processes. Also I want to project my trauma on him as is my god-given right as an american

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My feelings which are always correct every time