Logarithmic Growth / Exponential Decay

the continued (mis) adventures of buff smol stan and politely bemused grunkle ford

sorry not sorry XD

truce over food

(aka, my hc for why nicky likes cooking so much is because it’s what first managed peace between yusuf and him)

Not all of Stan came back.

Not all of Bill was lost.

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Thinking about the early days of Robotnik and Stone... They're both orphans with a dislike of humanity and a fascination with machines of mass destruction, so I wonder if they ever talked about their personal lives and private traumas.

...Probably not. But maybe they came close?

Doing what? the twitch of Itachi’s eyebrow said, but the boy said nothing.

The genjutsu was subtle: the widening of his jaw, the thickening of that slender neck. The Akatsuki cloak gave his shoulders a broader girth, too. All an illusion to make Itachi look older than his fourteen years. Kisame was not fooled, but he was amused. He wondered how long Itachi had been casting it, renewing it, slowly aging it until even he himself had forgotten the youth of his face.

“You’ll grow into it, I suppose,” Kisame murmured.

Itachi emitted a subvocal noise of annoyance. Kisame laughed and brushed past him. He’d killed all his partners and he’d likely end up killing this boy, too. But until then, he’d enjoy provoking the farce until his facade fell. What fun it was to live in such interesting times!

(Based on my headcanon that Itachi had a long-running genjutsu of himself at all times, which would explain why Itachi always looked so damn old in everyone’s memory even though he was supposed to be thirteen when he massacred his clan.)

Five [MASTERPOST]

A Kakashi-centric Naruto fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.

Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.

(1),(2),(3),(4),(5),(6),(7)

(8),(9),(10),(11),(12),(13),(14),(15)

(16),(17),(18),(19),(20)

(21),(22),(23),(24),(25),(26),(27),(28),(29),(30)

(31),(32),(33),(34),(35),(36),(37)(37.5)

(38),(39),(40),(41),(42),(43),(44),(45),(46),(47),(48),(…)

Also available to read on AO3.

What is love? (Baby don’t hurt me) [ANBU-era Fancomic]

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My headcanon for why Gohan ““lost power”” from the end of Cell Saga to the beginning of Majin Buu saga :’)

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BAD DEAL, BAD END

(a what if scenario wherein Ford and Stan are captured by Bill during Weirdmaggedon, and tortured so Bill can get Ford to cough up the equation to free him and his minions. Bill can control space and matter so he can bring the twins back to life as many times as he so desires).