Admit that you’ve at least thought about having two lovers at once before.
I mean, it's just coffee. What could my husband possibly be worried about??
(via yourslutblog)
(via fotossesion, fotossesion, sinsoftheflesh64)
Give me her..I'm so thirsty..
I love when she does this.
Hmmm, I wonder what our hot mailman thinks of me now
I know you're angry for sending you my gift wrapped like this, but when you calm down, explain to me in detail what face and what smile the delivery person showed when giving it to you, hahahahaha
ya se que estas enfadada por mandarte mi regalo asi envielto, pero cuando te tranquilices, explicame con detalles, que cara y que sonrisa mostraba el repartidor al entregartelo, hahahahaha