The Natural State Of SN Men (whore)

*SLAMS THRU DOOR* HELLO MY FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE BARREN LAND OF LIUJIU I HAVE COME BEARING CRUMBS

If you thought yandere LQG was an atrocious and bad concept WELL YOU’RE WRONG I’VE FOUND THIS MASTER PIECE TO PROVE IT

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32907640/chapters/81667846#workskin

Rating:

Not Rated

Archive Warning:

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Fandom:

人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Relationships:

Liǔ Qīnggē/Original Shěn Qīngqiū

Original Shěn Qīngqiū/Tiānláng-jūn

Characters:

Liǔ Qīnggē

Original Shěn Qīngqiū

Tiānláng-jūn

Additional Tags:

Yandere Liu Qingge because why not?

Yandere Liu Qingge

SJ deserves better. TLJ makes it better

Language:

English

brooooooooo this fic it’s too good to be true (╥﹏╥)

When you run out of fanfics of your ship

Sauce not an obsession

She was coquette before coquette was a thing 😔❤️🎀🎀

She's so beautiful auuughh... forget about all the vampire nonsense, both of us can run away together <3

Crying choking throwing up

Two halves that together complete wholeness

THEM PLS? I LOVE THEM

squish

given matching icons (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ

Zhongluc head-canons

1. Coffee dates A LOT of coffee dates they’ll most likely choose a secluded cafe that doesn’t have many people crowding in.

2. Zhongli always wants to pay but guess what mans forgot his wallet 😭.

3. Seeing that Zhongli (as always) doesn’t have cash Diluc pays instead which results in Zhongli sulking all the way home.

4. CUDDLES. They cuddle a lot, there’s times Zhongli won’t wake up and asks Diluc for a kiss which Diluc eagerly reluctantly grants.

5. Kaeya gets wing man of the century award (also Childe is the corner crying because Xiangcheng already dates someone)

6. When Zhongli confessed Diluc cried and Zhongli here was panicking because he was thing what he did wrong (He said Diluc is the most beautiful phoenix soaring through the sky and the only one Zhongli has ever loved)

7. Cue Donna and Childe sobbing their eyes out.

bruh I need NHS and SJ interacting like bro I have a feeling Jiu-mei and Huaisang would be friends because FANS. They have beautiful ass fans green eyes (ayo y’all twins?) and bro I just think they’d click well cuz the POTENTIAL. We put two emotionally apathetic scholar bishes in one room and they talk about fans and how they’re going to destroy the world or just Jiu-mei ranting about LQG what can be better? And guess what they both became they way they are after losing their brothers (Ik YQY isn’t SJ’s brother but just roll with it he calls him Qi-ge).

hey guess what nie huaisang and shen qingqiu NEED to meet at least one so they can both flick open their fans and hide behind it as they proceed to bs their way through everything

i have barely read tgcf but i think ling wen and shen jiu could be friends LOL both are very competent ppl plus sj prefers interacting with women after all..... romantically tho i cannot imagine anyone from any mxtx novel (or anywhere at all maybe) with sj until he goes thru intensive therapy 😭

LOOK AT THIS BIG BRAIN PERSON and yea...romatically ling wen x shen jiu doesn't work for me but I can see these two overworked bbys ranting and well SJ wouldn't even glance back at anyone from MXTX or actually anywhere until he goes to therapy and realizes that well not everyone with potentially traumatize him mxtx pls give him a happy ending/ therapy he deserves it he’s been thru enough 😭😭😭😭

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