“The Third Text-to-speech Is Elias!” “The Third Text-to-speech Is Annabelle!” All Good Theories,

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

when you’re in class and so you have to say “implied homosexual activity” instead of “nick carraway fucked that photographer”

Alright, I know it’s out there and I need it.

Who has the Great Gatsby Slime Tutorial. Cough it up please and thank you.

(Genuinely I, like a lot of people, Really want to see it, and if I see one more clip of it on my TikTok and can’t watch the full thing I’m going to scream)

Jane was waaaay too forgiving to Darcy. If I knew he was calling me behind my back a gold digger and was directly responsible for encouraging the love of my life to walk away from me, I would make sure he didn't get to marry my favorite sister or continue to be friends with my husband.

So setting aside if Jane would even be capable of any of what you suggested, dear Anon, what is more important: petty revenge or your beloved sister's happiness?

As the irish friend who had the Jonah hating headcannon I wanna say ur post abt Irish Jonah is really interesting and cool

My friend's headcanon of Jonah Magnus (and by extension, Elias) hating Irish people is so ingrained into my mind that I actually thought it was real and spent ages thralling through the wiki to fact check it

Hadestown but Hades gets a better idea

Talking to people who aren’t REALLY into classics sucks sometimes bc it’s understandable enough yk, acquired taste and all that, but also it’s like I SWEAR I’m not being pretentious by saying my favourite novels are Frankenstein/Dracula/Les Misérables THEY GENUINELY ARE 😭 IM GENUINELY ATTACHED TO THE CHARACTERS AND GENUINELY HAVE REREAD THEM MULTIPLE TIMES (except for Les Mis. I am… still not finished my first read it’s a long-ass book ok man leave me be) AND IM GENUINELY EXTREMELY ARTISTICALLY INSPIRED BY THEM ALL IM SORRY I am but a simple history nerd who genuinely likes reading about old men with psychological problems and almost-human-cryptids that are metaphors 🙏🙏

Thank you for the @ my guy

Favourite colour: I honestly like all colours but i do mainly wear black

Last song Played: I've been listening to the great gatsby musicial the song new money has been on repeat!!!

Currently reading: I read The Great Gatsby a couple days ago and I'm now going to read Carrie

Currently craving: Idk something sweet

Coffee or tea: Ive never had coffee and i do love to have iced tea

@soapdi-spencer @somethingcoolerinsummer Hello gang :)

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Favorite Color: Red, purple, and black--but I honestly like most colors.

Last Song Played: Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl by Chappell Roan. I very rarely listen to modern pop music, but I find myself enjoying her music a lot.

Currently Reading: I recently read Mort by Terry Pratchett and I really want to get Reaper Man next, but currently I'm mostly reading fanfics.

Currently Craving: Chocolate satin pie and coffee. Once a month on one of my grocery shopping trips I'll pick up a pie to enjoy a slice with some coffee after I get home. Just a little treat for going out to do something I don't really enjoy XD

Coffee or Tea: I love both. I usually have one cup of coffee in the morning, then I'll drink tea the rest of the day.

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife