you’ve got everything that i want, everything that i need to be
guy who's played 1 kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends
guy who's played 3 kirby games: kirby's an unstoppable eldrich abomination and he kills old gods over cake
guy who's played every kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends
cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
Newly released promo for Chappell’s next single “THE GIVER” in LA & NYC (via @chappellroan on Instagram Stories)
if you guys ever seen this pic on the internet sometimes, im pretty much responsible for this creation lol
My two favourite messy bitches!! 🤟😝