Canon Interaction

This is what happens inside the buddy towers while they wait for Kirby, me thinks

Based on this post I made about Dedede watching TV and this amazing tag someone reblogged it with

Shout out to the little girl at my store today who had a shirt that said "skeleton mouse" and she was carrying around a plushie of a rat, had hair clips in her hair that had rats on them, and a necklace with a rodent skull on it.

As I was checking her mother out at the register she pulled out a handful of rubber rats from her pocket and put them on my counter, to which her mother sighed and said "no sweetie, he doesn't need rats" to which I just looked at her like this

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

So then a nurse comes over and goes "Okay, I've got some stickers I'll put on your things so we know they're yours" and I'm like "OK cool" so she puts a sticker on my coat and stickers on my bags of clothes and then she turns to Shamu and I'm like "oh I guess he gets a sticker too"

But no. She pulls out a hospital bracelet that's an exact copy of mine and slaps it on his tail, like so:

And i was delighted by this, so I took a picture to send to my friends, who were equally delighted, and were cracking me up with their reactions (like so:)

Anyway, they take me back and put me under, and when I awake groggily a few hours later it takes me a minute to get my bearings, so I don't notice Shamu at first. But then I realize he's tucked up next to me in the gurney, so I grab him, and my hand touches gauze.

And I'm like "huh?" so I look at him and I realize

They gave my fucking orca a hysterectomy

Do not fall for the Pro-Trump Propaganda that Tiktok has left us with.

Trump is not our hope.

Musk is not our hope.

Zuckerberg is not our hope.

Our hope lies within our own community and knowledge.

They know this and are trying to suppress it.

Squad goals

Digging through the ask box again :)

(I fuckin fogor to add the gooey one AHhhhhH, anyway it's here now)

King Dedede: What a great day to hang out with my good friend Kirby! 😊 Hope nothing bad happens to me!

the despicable Dark Matter:

Newly released promo for Chappell’s next single “THE GIVER” in LA & NYC (via @chappellroan on Instagram Stories)

guy who's played 1 kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends

guy who's played 3 kirby games: kirby's an unstoppable eldrich abomination and he kills old gods over cake

guy who's played every kirby game: omg kirby's so cute and heroic and he loves his friends