I Now Wondered If The Lullaby Of Death Was Not A Lovely Song, But The Droning Of Flies. If Flies And

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

Character A : Sweet, brave, selfless, always with an adorable smile on their face, would do anything for their friends.

Character B : Sassy, sarcastic , constantly getting into trouble , always rolling their eyes, 100% done with everyone's shit.

Me: i ship it.

16.01.20 Manchester

“Beauty is the sole ambition, the exclusive goal of Taste.” - Baudelaire

farmers gotta farm…

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can we talk about how sana literally told her mother that her husband was going to cook for her since she couldn’t cook, and then yousef the fucking master chef waltzes in and teaches sana how to peel carrots,,,, if that isn’t foreshadowing,,,,

Can you believe Peter Parker is such a precious little bean that he was immediately adopted by the most badass women in the MCU

I C O N I C

People before the movie comes out

"Critics": Heath Ledger is going to be the WORST Joker EVER! He looks like a member of Backstreet boys!

"Critics": Robert Downey Jr? Are you serious? That drunk? How are you even considering casting him as a superhero?

"Critics": Ben Affleck is WHAT now? You're joking right?

You're joking! He is the WORST!

"Critics": Who is playing Wonder Woman? Some Israeli chick? Idiots! You should have cast Megan Fox!

"Critics": Jared Leto is going to be the BEST Joker EVER!

conclusion: People are dumb. Watch the movie first.

4.01 + squads

Dear White People is very important and well written, but lately I’ve been hearing white people say that because of that show they realize there’s a race problem in America and they had no idea that African Americans were treated like this, and that really pisses me off. I’m white and you know what? I read the news, I listen to what my black friends have to say, it shouldn’t take a tv show for you to figure it out. For this reason though I’m really grateful to the show cause its waking people up, but it shouldn’t have to.

I think about this Frankie Boyle quote more than I should.