We’ve All Seen This Idris Elba Gifset Right

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

I like the expression

all of us after the trailer: omg james is gonna sacrifice himself, the cut on his hand is to attract walkers omg g g g

james: *shifts into sicko mode and steals your child*

Lol but so true XD

They said watering Lisa DID have consequences,

(How I see the pricefield/grahmfield shipping war)

Hello! I was wondering if it was okay to request relationship headcanons for Armin? Thank you in advance <3

Hello hello, thank you for your request! I accept any and all requests so yes, of course! Thanks for your patience, and I hope I did him well. This being my first attempt at an snk character here. Enjoy~

When Armin has a crush on someone, he tends to be a little more quiet when he’s around them in order to figure out as much about them as possible.

That and he didn’t want to say anything too crazy that would likely run you off. It seemed like the best strategy. He wouldn’t be mute per se, he would just dial down a little. It was great, so far, since —

He would learn more about you.

You would remain oblivious to his morally grey opinions.

He would be a good listener in your eyes. A safe place.

It was a total win-win-win if you asked him.

Unfortunately, while he’s busy concentrating all his efforts into winning you over and proving he was a good fit for you, he didn’t factor in certain people around him.

People like Eren.

“Why do you get so quiet around [Name]?”

Armin chokes on his soup, eyes widened in horror at Eren’s lack of tact, especially since you were sitting right there.

“W-w-what do you mean Eren?!” He mumbles softly, a panicked smile twitching on his face. “There isn’t anything going on!”

Eren blinks at Mikasa. “Hey, Mikasa, don’t you think so too?”

Mikasa, having secretly known about Armin’s crush on you, kindly shuts down the whole ordeal before you started to catch on.

“Eat your food before it gets cold, Eren.”

Armin shoots her a grateful look.

Since Eren was one of the biggest influencers of their group, it wasn’t long before the rest of them began to tease Armin about his crush on you, despite Eren still not figuring out what was going on.

Now that too many people knew, and it wouldn’t be long before you’d hear of it in passing, Armin decides you need to hear if from him first.

He doesn’t like how his days of admiring you from afar are over, but he couldn’t contain the excitement of finally knowing. He tells himself he doesn’t fear rejection, and that he doesn’t really deserve someone like you; equipping himself with that, he’s ready to approach you.

It was during one of your frequent chats that he confessed.

“I don’t know if you’ve heard about this yet but I’m in love with you.” Armin says with a serious expression.

“…. Huh?”

His expression falls. “Um, uh, was that a bit too forward? Or did you not hear what I said? I, uh,” his eyes dart around the room, as if what he wanted to say was hiding somewhere. “Ah, you know what, I’m sorry. Let’s just forget this happened, I’m sorry.”

“Armin.”

“Yes?”

“I’m going to kiss you.” You warn in a fit of giggles.

“Wait, WHA-”

To this day, you never lose an opportunity to remind him of the cute noise he made when you kissed him.

Or the even cuter noise when you told him you loved him too.

Your relationship with Armin was calm and secure. You knew this would be a lifelong commitment, however long your lives may be.

He wasn’t afraid to talk to you more, to tell you about his less than noble opinions, and he was reassured whenever you’d support him any chance you got.

The emotional bond is strong because he’d taken the time to get to know every facet of you, and you embraced every facet of him.

Intimacy though was a bit of a grey area. Armin would be nervously careful when it came to kissing the first time around, and then nervously aggressive when he’d ask to try again. It was really endearing though.

You’d have to lead first, but then he’d always snatch the reigns and finish it each time.

As soldiers, your duty was to serve the crown and protect humanity from extinction. Everyone had their own goals and agendas, but inevitably they’d have to fall in line.

Armin didn’t like you being caught up in this, but he didn’t want you away from him either. For someone as decisive as him, he’s really torn when it comes to you.

It takes time and a whole lot of it too until he’s comfortable with it.

You two don’t really go on dates given where you are in life, and it didn’t really matter to either of you since you’d already spend as much downtime together as possible.

He’d fuss over you though in the most overbearingly non-overbearing way.

If he’d have disagreements or arguements with you, he’d seek out his friends for advice, but not really follow their advice.

Eren would always say “Talk about it and don’t hold back”, and Mikasa would range between letting you be, and to just be there by your side. Sometimes he’d follow Mikasa’s advice, but usually, he’d just wanted to talk to them to vent.

He sees you in his future though. He doesn’t know what’s in store for him and you, the Survey Corps, humanity even, but he does know one thing — he’d want to explore the world with you too.

How was it? Sweet? Drab? Missing something? Great?

Let me know what you think!

I take requests for Attack On Titan, Boku No Hero Academia, and Naruto.

It came out a bit short (in my standards) because in the snk-verse, they don’t seem to have a future. Thanks, Isayama.

WAIT SO DAENERYS IS ALIVE??????

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Political Jon

People keep posting that it is confirmed in this episode that Sansa is in love with Jon. Agreed. But I think it is also confirmed Jon is NOT in love with Dany, and never was. At the feast, he barely looks at her. His body is positioned with his back to her and with as much space as he can put between them without literally being in Sansa’s lap.

Why isn’t Jon spending time with his love at a celebration filled with people looking to get their sexy times on?

The only time he even looks at her is when he remembers he needs to, like when Tormund calls him a king, and a dragon rider. 

Even then, it is clear to anybody watching that she looks isolated and uncomfortable. Jonny, boy. Now would be a good time to go help her feel more welcome.

Later, when Jon is alone in his room, he doesn’t look like a man who is hurting from too much to drink. He looks like a man who is still reeling from what they’ve all just been through.

When Dany comes in, and this may be my pol!jon goggles on, but he seems to look at her first as though she is intruding.

He brings up Ser Jorah, someone he knows she cared about. He spent time with Jorah and wants to offer her comfort, tell her he died the way he wanted to. But instead of saying anything about how brave he was, or how much she is in pain having lost him, she mentions that he loved her in a way she could never love him. This is Jon’s response.

She clarifies that her concern is Jon feels that way about her. That he doesn’t love her the way she loves him. This is the first we hear her saying it to Jon directly, and he noticeably does not say it back. Instead he kisses her. He tries to have sex with her, but then he simply can’t.

Even if Jon loved her before, or was trying really hard to, things have changed for him. She says she wishes he never told her, that she didn’t know so things could be the same. His facial expression seems to communicate that he thinks she is referring to their relation, but she quickly points out that the problem is his claim.

Which beyond frustrates him.

We don’t get a lot of Jon’s POV so far, but in this moment we see him hiding nothing. She can’t see his face, but we can. He tells her, in an irritated tone, “I told you I don’t want it.”

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New found respect for this woman:

I just got done watching Naruto Shippuden episode 431 and all I can say is: I have a new found respect for Karin. She went through so much shit and I actually wanted to cry while watching it. The episode gave off this ‘child sold into prostitution’ vibe and it was sooo sad. These people had no regard to the fact she was a child and used her. To see people have no compassion at all was just disgusting and sickening. Uzumaki women, no, Uzumaki in general, are incredibly strong beings. Fuck Sakura. Fuck SasuSaku shippers. What has Sakura really been through? Nothing. She was a bitch who wanted Sasuke as a prize. She’s had no hardship in life. Had two loving parents, was cared for and an ungrateful brat.

It was good to see that when Karin first saw Sasuke she didn’t fangirl over him. She was simply curious about him. Then she found out that was the boy that saved her and realized that she loved him. I could cry, man. I haven’t been this affected by an Naruto episode since the truth behind the death of Itachi and Sasuke’s parents. I respect SasuKarin shippers too. I never took a look into SasuKarin’s relationship until tumblr and their fandom definitely comes forward with good proofs and facts. Had it not been for the strong bond SasuNaru have and Kishimoto being a terrible writer, maybe SasuKarin could’ve happened. Karin wanted Sasuke to be happy above her feelings and was willing to help him archive his goal. She’s selfless when it comes to him, bro. That’s a ride or die chick right there. All in favor of Karin’s happiness?

That episode was sad as fuck..

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if Marlon would become a walker