Lamproderma scintillans by Andy Sands
They call it "plant biologist" instead of "plants biologist" because we only ever work with arabidopsis
Luthadel by Ricky Ho
Sequoia Brussels sprouts are delicious but it's pretty hard to finish one.
Bassica [Explained]
Transcript Under the Cut
[Cueball, Megan and another Cueball are standing in front of a Giant Sequoia] Cueball: Did you know the Mighty Redwood is actually the same species as broccoli and kale? It's just a different cultivar. Another Cueball: Wow! [Caption below the panel] Every year or two, botanists add another plant to Brassica oleracea and see if anyone calls them on it.
Youre telling me the bartender is a mouse? Shes a girl whos a mouse? *chuckles warmly* That's pretty out there. I'm too old for that kind of thing, but you have fun with that. *to myself after you walk away, but with no trace of spite in my voice* A bartender who's a mouse... what will they think of next?
by mermaid_danii
Scientist, scholar, hapless train wreck all wrapped into one neurotic package.
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