ARSGAIFSHBAJKIDSHGDBADKLFJIHUJDSKLDHAHSDX HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH I LOVE THIS PIECE OF SHIT SO MUCH FOR NO REASON.

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Hey uh...hate to be that guy but...

I’m sure some of you have seen my posts recently and now I’m going to explain what’s been going on.

I’m getting divorced.

Which…isn’t entirely a bad thing. I have new job lined up that I start training for next week.

The problem is I can’t afford the initial moving expenses, including deposits and fees and such.

I hate that I’m doing this, especially since I have very little to give you back in return. Besides writing I don’t have much to give, which I know isn’t like…a great commodity. But if there’s anyway you can help, I would really appreciate it. And if not, if you could spread this around that would be great.

Thank you all for being here.

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I like to imagine that mythical races of beings that are only one gender/sex are actually either sexless or the males and females look so much alike that they find it to be too inconvenient to explain to humans.

>turns 28

>immediately shitposts

Hey. Do you need a hug?

Maybe you’re having a stressful day. Maybe you just need a deep breath. Maybe you just didn’t realize how stressed you are. It’s okay! You deserve love and warmth in your life.

Are you comforted by words? 

Here’s an Emergency Compliment

Here are some kind words you can personalize with your name 

Here are 15 more emergency compliments 

Here is a Self Esteem Boosting Confidence Machine 

take a moment - video 

believe in yourself - video 

Inspiration from Jacksepticeye - PMA 

encouragement from Mr. Rogers - video 

you are ENOUGH - video 

Do you need to hear some pleasant ambient sounds?

How about rain sounds you can customize? 

You can listen to a cafe here  

or how about a crackling fireplace?  

ASMR? Stimming? 

Soap cutting ASMR - video 

more soap ASMR - video 

a 4 hour ASMR video to help with sleep 

ASMR face and scalp massage - video

ASMR slime - video 

the most satisfying video in the world 

more satisfying videos 

Lora Zombie speed painting - video 

Agnes Cecile speed painting - video  

the fastest workers in the world - video 

how candy canes are made - video 

Mr. Rogers shows how crayons are made - video 

How about a game or activity distraction?

Play 2048 here 

A whole website of free games!  

play chess against a computer 

Here are some coloring pages you can do online!  

Play Flow online here 

here’s a game where you stretch a giraffe’s little neck to give kisses 

Learn about the history of life on earth with PBS Eons 

Do you need something soothing?

Control the pattern of rain here! (flashing colors warning)

try doing nothing for two minutes 

Vent to a stranger online for FREE!  

weavesilk, where you can create a soothing pattern 

have you ever been to the nicest place on the internet? 

watch Bob Ross bring joy to painting - playlist 

How about a laugh?

Vines you can show your grandparents 

History of the entire world, I guess  

History of Japan 

Rhett and Link caption fails 

Thomas Sanders Vines 

The Demented Cartoon Movie (warning for flashing colors) 

The ASDF movie 1-11 

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale  (warnings for some bruises and some violence)

Rhett and Link VS Hank Green - SHUT UP AND DANCE 

It’s going to be okay. Today may be the worst day of your life - but tomorrow won’t be. Life is a series of ups and downs, and that means there’s going to be good and bad. Drink some water, let yourself cry if you need to, and get a good night’s sleep. You’ll feel better in the morning. 

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gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun is a treasure,

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel