no but imagine being the Palmetto State track team coach and learning about this kid who can run a mile in four minutes and so you go and check it out but surprise surprise the exy coach from the shit exy team has him already so you try to negotiate for the player because he might be the fastest kid you’ve ever seen but the exy coach keeps saying no and no and so you watch this kid that can RUN THE MILE IN FOUR MINUTES become the fastest exy player in history and you’re sobbing falling to your knees because you could’ve had him in the track team winning you gold medals in the olympics but instead you just stare from your campus office as this redhead short exy obsessed kid runs laps around the entire uni campus for hours on end without getting tired and just wishes all hell on exy
Y’all remember when Jason missed Dick so he dressed up as Nightwing and started killing people and then he ended up turning into an octopus?
tim drake would beat your ass if he heard what you all say about dick grayson
When I walk into a doomed by the narrative competition and my opponent is Anakin Skywalker and Padme Amidala
It’s about a Robot and an Alien at a “How to act like a human workshop” there’s a lot more to it, but for the sake of time conservation, I’ll leave it at that.
I wonder how many good fanfictions I'm missing out on just because people don't know how to tag 😔
What’s left of the Graysons when their act fall apart ?
(Have I ever said how much I love Mary Grayson ? Because I love her so much.
Also in my mind she’s a blondie gitana who speaks Spanish (maybe castillan even), French and Caló (gitans’ language though it might have a different name))
Someone needs to girl-dad-ify Dick Grayson or Jason Todd right now. Those boys were made to be girl dads.
maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her
Do you guys ever truly think about how young Dick and Damian were as Robin? Like Jason and Tim were extremely young too but they were early teens late tweens. But Dick was 9 and Damian was 10, like they were still getting visits from the Tooth Fairy.