They Know What They’re Doing And They’re Trying To Kill Me Personally

I mean

That’s kinda awesome 😁

can someone pls validate me on this

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

Colin, seven shots in at a gay bar: I’m telling you boyo, just ask him out ! it’ll be fine

Trent, equally as plastered, throwing back another shot of vodka: I don’t know Colin, I just don’t think Ted would—

Colin, flabbergasted, smacking Trent in the arm repeatedly: Trent, am I having a stroke ? I swear that’s Jamie over there in some blokes lap

Trent, equally as shocked: surely not

Colin: is that—is he in Roy’s lap ?

Trent, turning back to the bartender after realising that Jamie Tartt is indeed snogging Roy Kent in a gay bar : another round please

S3 E6:

Nick: I like your new pants! Seth: Thanks, they were 50% off! Nick: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. ;) Seth: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Nick: That’s… that’s not what I meant. Seth: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Nicky.

I am being very autistic now, relating my hyperfocus with a book I just read but

Teo - Percy

Aurelio - Jason

Xio - Nico (he even have the game of cards, I swear)

Niya - Piper (or at least the fandom Piper)

Auristela - Reyna

Ocelo - Clarisse

I swear I love this book with all my heart kficifkfkf

I LOVE HENCLAIR

THE BOYS!!!!!! they make me ill i love them sm