Liifr - Hayden :)

AIDEN.

They know how to deal with each other better

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

Can someone tell my why I feel immense guilt for shipping Jercy like this 🤏 much more than Percabeth?

I still can’t believe Mike canonically said that he felt like he lost Will because he focused too much on his girlfriend. Happy pride month you absolute weirdo what the hell is wrong with you (affectionate)

Midjoke appreciation post ladies and gents because they're so <333

I relate to the character🚫

I relate to thr hc I made about the character that are probably true but are never specified in the show✔️

Good Omens Season 2 Spoilers!

Beezlebub: So there's this angel I really like...

Crowley: I wouldn't get your hopes up. I've spent 6000 years pining after mine.

Beezlebub: And we're gonna run away together because we've decided we're all we need. Screw Heaven and Hell, right?

Crowley *through gritted teeth and putting a wine bottle in a chokehold*: That's so great! I'm so happy for you

Problem children 🥦💥