Odysseus: "I would trade the world do see my son and wife"
The Olympians, Ithacan crew, and EPIC fans: "Sounds legit"
Odysseus: "I'll become the monster"
The Olympians, Ithacan crew, and EPIC fans: "Go ahead"
Odysseus: *does something monstrous so he can see his son and wife*
The Olympians, Ithacan crew, and EPIC fans: "Ody what the hell"
he gets me
I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.
so chasing your rival / roommate / best friend who is naked and bloody because you haven’t seen him in 15 years isnt gay to you???
y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
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studio bones, where are they????
Imagine being a byler shipper in 2019 and you are watching s3 for the first time and then this scene happens
what are the hets on HONESTLY. it's like they watch with no sound and no picture and just have someone tell them, yes, a man and a woman are on screen, and they conclude ah yes romance!!!1!
(Probably about this)
REAL. It's fascinating how quickly people assume romance between a man and a woman, while not doubting the same assumptions for same-gender interactions.
So let's check. Using Lokius as a sample. Replace one of them with a women, and ask yourself,
1) Extremely thouchy with each other.
2) Riding on a tandem bike together.
3) Willing to suffer a fate worst than death for another.
4) Falling on each other after that^
5) Trying to speak before potential death, but interrupted by the other's fear of loss.
6) Being framed in this circle.
7) Waiting & giving permission to attack.
Of fucking course yes. Maybe you think some of these are a strech, but ultimately, people would point out romantic connotations across the board.
Except no, it's two men. When it's two people of the same gender, these annoying gays should stop shoving their gayness everywhere.
Wow, that got off topic, sorry lol. Thank you for the ask and have a nice day.
RAHHH REPLAYING MCSM I HATE THIS BPD FREAK /pos…