It's Really Funny How The NYPD Perp Walked Luigi Mangione As An Obvious Power Play So They Could Pretend

will and mike when they first met: i’m not the only one who’s lonely

will and mike in season 1: i’m not the only freak

will and mike in season 2: i’m not the only one who feels crazy

will and mike in season 3: i’m not the only one struggling to survive puberty and figure out who i am if i’m not a kid anymore

will and mike in season 4: i’m not the only one who’s afraid to be honest with people about my feelings

will and mike in season 5: i’m not the only one who’s gay and in love with my best friend???!?

Happy “he doesn't know how patient you are. doesn't know you like I do.” “no. no one ever has” Sunday

Crowley saying he wouldn’t be a bookseller ‘even at gunpoint’ then taking over bookshop duties the entire time Aziraphale was away… it screams head over heels

I love the unverified leak of a Will kissing Mike's forehead in the hospital. Like bylertruth3r, I think it would be a callback and reversal of their s2 roles, with Will at Mike's side this time. With Mike being asleep, since Will is convinced Mike doesn't like him it would be his ONLY chance to physically show affection to him. :'(

Also, what if Mike ends up in the hospital defending Will? (And what if it's from homophobic bullies)? Then I think the writing would be on the wall about Byler endgame =D And OF COURSE Will would want to kiss Mike after that!

And what if Will walks away, and we end with Mike OPENING HIS EYES TO SEE IT WAS WILL. He was awake during the kiss!

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

I am so glad the rest of the fandom appears to be on the same page as me

Nick: I like your new pants! Seth: Thanks, they were 50% off! Nick: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. ;) Seth: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Nick: That’s… that’s not what I meant. Seth: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Nicky.

This is definitely what happened at the start of episode 2

Here's to my first contribution to the fandom

jarvis play Juno by Sabrina Carpenter and put a brick thru my head

Here,

Take this or mobs’ll start spawning