Horikoshi Once Again Proving He's The President Of The Bkdk Fanclub

So.

will and mike when they first met: i’m not the only one who’s lonely

will and mike in season 1: i’m not the only freak

will and mike in season 2: i’m not the only one who feels crazy

will and mike in season 3: i’m not the only one struggling to survive puberty and figure out who i am if i’m not a kid anymore

will and mike in season 4: i’m not the only one who’s afraid to be honest with people about my feelings

will and mike in season 5: i’m not the only one who’s gay and in love with my best friend???!?

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

Fierrochase but it's that one meme

still thinking about hugo and varian meeting a few years earlier.

like, maybe hugo ran away from donella, maybe he just decided to go off on his own for a little bit and she let him

but somehow he ends up in old corona right after the water tanks explode. comes across varian cleaning it up and thinks ‘hey here’s a sucker who might have some spare coin to steal from.’

tries to start up conversation

Hugo: oh man, must suck to be the guy who caused this mess.

Varian: …you’re looking at him. and yeah. it does.

and hugo is instantly intrigued bc hey? this kid did all this? he’s impressed, even if it did blow up, the technology in the bits that remain seems so detailed. they talk as hugo get roped into helping him, and the guy is just so animated and nerdy and outgoing.

eventually night falls and hugo is like ‘shit i have to get to an inn or a barn or something.’ and varian realizes that he’s a traveler

he excitedly grabs his arm and just drags him back to his place

Varian: DAD! Dad can my new friend stay here, his name is hugo and he helped me clean up!

bc varian just thinks everyone is his friend at that point in his life. hugo gets to stay, quirin is pleased that varian found someone to talk to, and hugo is slowly falling more and more for this awkward lil guy

when the Bad Shit goes down, he’s there by his side, and probably makes things worse tbh bc he tells varian that he came from a place where people were treated like trash, thought he could escape it, but all kingdoms are the same and he doesn’t want what happened to him to happen to Varian

promises that no matter what varian does, he’s going to help him fix this. they’re going to stick together through thick and thin

and then oop attempted regicide

i know it’s only been two episodes

if we dont get an official stranger things 5 teaser or trailer or release date or ANYTHING soon i might actually crash out

These men are the true switches

I AM UNWELL

oh baby it's CANON 💀