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yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

I’m SCREAMING this girl just asked if I’m doing anything this weekend bc we could hang out and this dude was like “I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING” and she said “sorry I have a family thing all weekend I can’t get out of :/” and turned back to me and proceeded to make plans with me in front of him this is the “*visibly texting* I don’t have a phone” meme on crack

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

shounen anime protagonist: *spits out blood* you may be stronger than me, but at least i have-

me: hoe dont do it

shounen anime protagonist: friends!!!

me: oh my god

Dear lunchables,

today i opened one of your ham and cheddar lunchables. i was surprised to find that i did NOT have an equal amount of toppings. i was missing 1 piece of ham. as you know, it is hard to make a cracker sandwich with only a piece of cheese. i would like it if you sent me that 1 piece of ham in the mail so i may finish my lunchable.

sincerely, 

Sierra Seybold

March 24th, 2013

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

If you rip a hole in a net, there’s actually fewer holes in it than it was before

star wars deleted scene

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then