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Steven might actually become friends with the diamonds???

Know the difference

Hi.  This is the actual “Weird Al” Yankovic.  I’m not now nor have I ever been active on Tumblr, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been impersonating me, which is not cool.  I’m not going to get lawyers involved, but I’d like to ask, very kindly, please stop.  Thanks, Al

Blocked! Do you think you are funny? Do you think you are funny?

Junji Eato

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]

You are born with the ability to see whether people listen more often to the angel or the devil on their shoulder, based on the opacity of each- if they listen more to the angel, it’s more solid and the demon is more transparent, and vice versa. You recently met a guy online and you’re finally going to meet. You go in for a handshake and glance at his shoulders, but you can’t see the angel. Only a solid demon.

I’m not actually having a quarter life crisis. But now that its my birthday today, I get it

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