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Self-portrait, drawn in PS.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting and self-portrait. Portrait is from the chest up, at a high selfie angle, sitting at a table and leaning back against a beige-colored wall. I’m wearing a bright blue Superman t-shirt and a blue striped beanie. Over my shoulder on the wall is a neon colored doodle of a knife, toothbrush, and heart with the words ‘stay sharp + clean.’]

if u want to follow somewhere ill actually post and am generally happier and less of an idiot (more of an idiot ?) u can follow my art Instagram @pickleheiress

if she didn’t explore neopia with these, she’s too young for you.

why does “pee your pants” invoke such a stronger and more threatening emotion than your standard “suck my dick” comeback does

Dear Amazon

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink