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2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don't even know that we didn't always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it's slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn't raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody's happy

Angry customer: “Well maybe I’ll just take my business somewhere else!”

Me:  

i can never face my family again

Diana by Elicia Donze, drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

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[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Diana from Wonder Woman. Portrait is from the waist up. Diana is wearing a gold-hued leather cuirass with a leather bowsling across her left shoulder. Her dark hair is pulled back. She is framed by a halo of scratched gold. The background is a gradient from dove grey to dark purple.]

I legitimately just cannot be a part of this family anymore

Don’t expect society to put up with your little brats

Y’all can laugh, but he’s right.