Back In My Day The Teachers Didn’t Have Nice Laptops, They Pulled This Shit Out And Sat It On Some

Square Enix Dev: Hey tigers are, like, absurdly ripped right?

Other Dev: What?

Square Enix Dev: Like, they have the same muscle structure as insanely buff dudes right? Just a real jacked bro? A genuinely ripped beefman? Right?

Other Dev: I mean… they… just… just do whatever you want man.

Square Enix Dev: 

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

We are proud to introduce the world’s first Bulbasaur-building simulator program: the Build-a-Saur. Now you can finally build your own Bulbasaur however you want. You can customize virtually everything: spots, teeths, toenails, eyeballs, eyebrows, nose holes, smiles, and bulbs. 

We apologize for NO ear customization and NO legs customization. We look forward to adding these features in future updates.

To help you get inspired, we here at Build-a-Saur Bulbaquarters have developed a brand-new Bulbasaur: Bulbabilly, king of the bog. He loves eating bugs and dipping his beard softly into the swamp. He has three teeth, all of which he made himself, and his favorite song is something played on a banjo, probably.

What kind of Bulbasaur can you build?

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

No one got hurt in this attack. Because the attacker did not use a weapon that can mow down people in seconds… it also didn’t happen in the US.

dandydoll said:

A super villain without a super villain laugh

needs a little work