Told This Girl To Text Me When She Got Home… I Think She Homeless

This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man

friar laurence: romeo she’s alive

friar laurence: oh god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

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alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first...

This kid at school carried a freaking inflatable dolphin on a leash around all day

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

Friendship is the BEST idea!

"Uptown Funk is the non-problematic funky jam the world has been waiting for."

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